I’m not sure we’re on the same page. My point is that these frat houses of a really, really expensive school tend to stand out when adjacent to the immaculately maintained campus of a U of C. My assumption is these kids don’t keep the houses in great shape out of disinterest. Is sure as hell ain’t a lack of money. A…

It’s bizarre isn’t it? I guess this is what happens when you have a group of privileged kids together who have never had to wipe their own noses. Some of the frat houses near the University of Chicago look like they should be bulldozed. I cannot imagine what they look like on the inside.

I want desperately to choke the guy in this video. I want to wrap my hands around his neck and squeeze until his head pops off his spine and bounces onto the floor, whereupon I will then kick it as hard as I possibly can to send it into the distance.

Is this how it works? You’re at a presser, you have a question and admittedly it’s a question with a pretty obvious answer. And then someone else asks your dumb question first! What to do? Well, you’re there and you want to look like a real reporter and your opportunity to ask a question is coming up. So ... you ask…

I actually got tears in my eyes laughing at the Stunner montage against The Rock. This madness reminds me of my late 80's love of pro wrasslin’. OMG, so many good memories. Absolutely absurd and lovable entertainment.

I had this:

I just wanna swim in peace. That’s all I want. I want to approach the surface and bathe in the ethereal glow of the sun as it’s healing rays penetrate my translucent skin. I want to luxuriate in the open flow of the water, tug gently on the skirt of the undertow, and movie gracefully from one moment to the next. I…

I’m going to go out on a limb here, but I think Chris Sale might be a bit of a hot head.

Are you sure Trump didn’t use Dingbats?

I think Derrick looks great in Knicks blue. To see him wearing something other than Bulls gear is not as jarring as I thought it would be. I’m really happy for him and Joakim. I wish them all the best of luck.

Before the dark times. Before the second ACL tear ...

I hope not. Although, to be honest, I’m not one of those fans that feels like the season is a waste if they don’t win a championship. I enjoy watching the games. I enjoy sitting in my familiar seat in the 300 level and cheering the team on. I just don’t want to experience what we had last season—I didn’t enjoy the…

I love the condescension at the end. You’re really motoring on with Trolling 101. So, let me get on with my reply so you can continue down the rabbit hole.

Your life must be pretty tough, huh? Forced to read what everyone writes and then having to respond.

I writing comedy here, Mack. So, why don’t you chill the fuck out? If you don’t think it was funny then why don’t you just fuck off and spend your valuable time elsewhere? Jesus, you’re so dramatic with your treatise of a response.

You just reminded me of how fond Wade is of pretending he’s been shot by a sniper whenever he’s involved in a stupid play. I guess we’ll get to see a lot of this up close and personal. I can feel my eyes begin to roll already.

The heartbreak of the Derrick Rose injury and the long, slow, organizational meltdown that followed it are behind you.

The “experience” is exceptionally brief and is only exacerbated by the fact that you’ll want it to last forever. Or at least another 5 minutes.

Trump: “Tim, I would like to give you the honor of speaking on my behalf at the Republican National Convention next month. Interested?”