Okay, I have to admit that seeing the computer monitor stating “Demonic Invasion in Progress” is pretty fucking hilarious. Well done, id Software dudes. Games like this don’t have to be so fucking serious all the time. It’s one of the things about the original that was fun—the irreverent tone.

C’mon, Albert. When are you going to tell us how you really feel. For fuck’s sake, man!

I am routinely mystified by professional basketball teams that look like Toronto did in the overtime period, which is to say they looked like they didn’t have a fucking clue what they wanted to do offensively. Honestly, I don’t give a damn about the Raptors of the Heat, but I watched the end of the game in…

How poor do your decision making skills have to be to accept Cruz’s offer as a running mate in the first place? The guy was not going to be the nominee, but she still hitched her wagon to Teddy Boy anyhow.

So, in order to obviate situations like these, the solution is to legislate minimum length hair cuts for women and mandate crew cuts for men. Women can only wear dresses or skirts, no more shorts or jeans or slacks.

Post’s “Great Grains” of the raisins, dates & pecans version. Over expensive but holy shit is it good stuff! Should be in the Over Lord category.

Sometimes when I listen to Waddle on the radio I wonder if I’m hearing all the concussions, because sometimes he really sounds like he’s either drunk or punch drunk. He starts to talk slower than normal and his words kinda slur, but then it only lasts a few minutes at a time.

LOL! If you are as slow as fat-ass Prince Fielder why in the hell would you ever come off the bag at third once you see that catch in right field? Once you have to go back to the bag to tag up, a light should go off in your head, “I’m as slow as molasses. I should keep my ass right here.”

Forget about the trash cans. Where do we find those shoes?

Forget about the trash cans. Where do we find those shoes?

I agree that this is an outstanding hire. Thibodeau will whip them into fighting shape. They may not win a championship, but they’ll no longer be laughing stocks.

These guys are totally right! Because we’ve NEVER changed the design of the notes. What an outrage!

This is clearly designed for tit-illation. I must have one.

I know that Barkley is known these days as a loudmouth, and for good reason. But, lemme tell you, he was legitimately one of the top players of the era. I mean, every time I saw the guy play he was doing amazing shit left and right. He could even pull three-point shots out of his ass when the need arose. I loved…

I will float this idea ... if your behavior leads to injury of the opponent and they are declared unable to play then you have to sit until they play again. And if their career is ended by your actions? Well, I guess you just retired as well.

Let me know when they add rockets and lasers to the drones. I’ll watch the hell out of that.

Even if it’s not a matter of racial bias, there is most certainly an element of bias. Not just in Lin’s case, but in various cases with various players. Referees are human beings and have biases and sometimes ... grudges. To say that they don’t is just being amazingly naive. The more worrisome concern would be whether…

Holy shit, this is a great write up.

I would like to know why UNC was in a hybrid 2-man and 3-zone defense with 4.7 seconds left in the game and the full length of the floor to go. If you watch the game winning shot, UNC had THREE guys guarding two ‘Nova players below the free-throw line. The guy who hits the game winner (who was also the in-bounds pass…

Hell, I read “Delino DeShields” and thought to myself, “How the fuck is this guy still playing baseball?” Turns out it’s Delino DeShields, Jr.!

Yeah, I read his defense of the documentation against him and laughed, “I think you’re fucked, Buck-o!”