Holy shit that was perfect, dude. Bravo!

LOL! Boy, people who are used to enjoying power sure don’t like getting called out for abusing it, do they?

I happen to suffer from the lesser known ROF (resting ogre face). The upshot is that I’m guaranteed to not have to sit next to anyone on public transportation. There have been people who have chosen to stand rather than sit next to my scary looking ass(face).

Ha! Accident my ass!

Clay Matthews should have responded with The People’s Elbow. I am disappoint.

You wrote my reply for me. This organization just dropped the mic in the competition for shittyness. I think this puts them in the lead:

Fascinating! I wonder how these fellas would feel if they found out their girlfriends were sending boob pics to male celebs like this. I’m pretty sure they would be beside themselves with outrage. Hypocrites!

This article brings back some weighty memories. I’ve played almost every one of these games at original release and have exceptionally fond memories of each—even the ones I never got around to finishing.

If it was in red it would have made me believe it was real.

Going to be very awkward when David Blatt is introduced as head coach for the East All-Stars.

I love it when this happens. We get this at least once a year where I work—an especially large institution. The “STOP REPLYING TO ALL” messages via the REPLY ALL button are my favorites. It’s like a invitation to siesta as you watch your inbox flood with confused and angry messages. My co-worker is always beside…

At my place of employment we have people who not only take massive dumps and leave the turds in the bowl ... but are not wiping their asses either. Turds, pristine and untouched by any attempt at flushing the toilet with nary a sheet of toilet paper in the bowl. Every time I see this I wince a bit and think, “What…

I know right? Did anyone check for the sniper in the rafters!?

How fucking stupid can an athlete be? I mean, I know that’s kind of a leading question because we know that typically they are pretty stupid, but ... dude. There have to be at least 13 cameras in the arena recording the action. He clearly sticks his foot out to trip the referee and then throws his hands up in shock.…

Fuck! What is going on? That’s three prominent entertainers in their late sixties to die within a month.

Hell yeah, Matthew Dellavedova. If you are not a Cavaliers fan and you pay very close attention to this kid you cannot possibly have any other opinion. He isn’t scrappy or gritty. He’s a sneaky little shit who will obviously do anything to win, including injure other players. He’s been on my list at number one for a…

Corruption in professional sport?

The brief look we get at Aaron Rodger’s face as he walks onto the field for the post-game handshake is pretty clear, “Our defense fucking sucks.”

Aaaand we just lost Noah for the season. Shoulder surgery. SHIT!

I assume you’re referring to E’twaun Moore, yes? Because I don’t think Butler could possibly be on the floor more than he is now unless the league increased the length of a game from 48 minutes to 52.