I’m gonna step out on the contrarian limb and say I kinda like it.

Yeah, those 19 rebounds in game two sure did suck.

Thank you, Patricia. This was pretty damn funny reading for the end of a work day.

I have a growing suspicion that the Chicago front office ejects Thibodeau if our season ends without a championship trophy.

LOL! The Jeremy Lamb attempt at being funny by leaving Westbrook hanging is an instant classic.

"Hey, kid! Can't you see I'm dyin' here? Are you gonna put me back in the water? No? Well, FUCK YOU THEN!"

I love eating tuna straight out of the can ... in extra virgin olive oil. Nothing else. Can. Tuna. Fork. Yum.

You’d think that a collective people with copious amounts of history in being fucked over would be sensitive to selling out in such a cynical and egregious manner.

I guess for VCU this is appropriate: “Shaka ... when the walls fell.”

There is a lot of home cooking when it comes to assists. I remember watching a Celtics game a few years ago and Rajon Rondo was doing his thing again, amassing large numbers of credited assists. But then I noticed a funny thing—he seemed to be getting credit for assists when it was unwarranted. I watched one play…

Come on, Drew. The proper spelling is "shit-ass". Try and keep up!

The arguments against the proposed idea on the grounds of it being too expensive were beyond laughable.

This is absurd. The NCAA needs to step up and rewind the clock back to 10.8 seconds left, UCLA 57 - SMU 59, award the ball to SMU sideline to in-bound and let the game go from there. This is the easiest way to recover from this mess.

Hahaha! The complaint about the Victoria's Secret commercial.

I was just gonna write this. Why isn't this a fragrance of aerosol? Febreeze Fresh Tennis Ball Can!

Congratulations to this young man for having the courage to follow his instincts and whither the potential storm of ass-hats saying he's some kind of coward.

Something about the header photo screams to me:

I'm more interested in knowing where on the scale of douchiness is being a douche-nozzle. Is it better or worse than being a douche-bag? How does being a douche-hook rate? Or a douche-tube?

I'm sure other team mascots are great as well ... but I've been going to Bulls games and watching regularly for years; Benny the Bull is abso-fucking-lutely amazing entertainment 100% of the time when he's out in the arena.

She sounds like a genuine sweetheart, "I'm serious. Are you okay?"