NBA nickname: "The Mountain Who Dunks"

It didn't take me very long to realize that I am no damn use in this game, but I sure do like spectating matches and reading the other spectator comments!

I thought they were fig newtons.

I thought they were fig newtons.

Not without the ball he doesn't.

I agree that this was a pretty silly award designation. Should have gone to one of the German players.

There's a difference between special attention (having the best defended guarding him, out of position if necessary) and being double-teamed repeatedly. Since it is illegal to double-team a player without the ball, LeBron doesn't have to worry about this.

By the time they reached the knockout stage, the other side was assigning one (and sometimes TWO players) to shadow Messi even when he didn't have the ball. If he got anywhere forward they were all over him. Using your LeBron James analogy, this would be the equivalent of a team having a sixth defender on the court to…

I must say, I LOVE the name "Schweinsteiger". That is one bad-ass sounding name.

You know ... watching that game felt like living in slow motion, because it was clear that Belgium was the superior side. By the end of the first half it was hard to see how we could possibly win this game; every thirty seconds it seemed like Howard was defending ANOTHER GOD DAMN SHOT ON GOAL. Eventually, at least one…

Amazing.

Have you seen his 75" OLED curved 4K screen!?

I know right? I was like, is someone chopping onions in here or what?

Migraine headaches? All I wanted was to fast-forward to the part where I vomited my internal organs all over the bathroom floor. Because then, and only then, would I be delivered from Hell on Earth.

I love this article. I love the subject matter. I love baseball. Gave my left knee and right rotator-cuff to the sport.

Well, I'm sure they're a step-up from his former representation by Dewey, Cheatum & Howe.

I agree. This game was not out of reach—did the Red Sox wave a flag and promise not to score any more runs in the next two innings? If not, then shut up and play baseball.

Fucking hilarious.

Every single time with this guy (Wade). No matter how slight the contact the guy acts like he's been shot with a howitzer. He's wearing KNEE PADS! and he's writhing on the floor about his poor knee.

It's very old school and drill-sergeant-y, but he accomplishes what he set out ... the end of the tape is conversation among the players about wanting to step up and take responsibility. That's what these rants are about—to stir players from complacency.

I almost exclusively roll female avatars. I think I'm subconsciously correcting for all the testosterone in these games. Besides all that, I like seeing women kicking ass.