Are you kidding me? No Knight Industries Two Thousand? But you have the Spaceballs Winnebago?

Did you not see the Bud-Lite commercials???

The twins aren't anymore racist than a robot with a southern accent. Its silliness. Were the characters annoying? Yes. Racist? No.

Its absolutely fascinating ... what is it exactly about the "80's" look that defines it so well? I'm speaking of the preview picture for the article. Without clicking through, I immediately knew this was an image of a woman in a early 1980's (or late 1970's) film. I mean, its just a head shot, but that's enough. Is it…

It speaks to the horrendous heights that this film aspired to in that I actually cannot remember a single fucking thing about this movie. My subconscious has completely excised this movie from my brain ... and I don't mind. I know that I saw this piece of shit, because I really enjoyed the first one and ASSUMED the…

I say "Hell yes". But let's hedge our bets and have Avery Brooks agree to be our ambassador/protector of the wormhole first.

Wait, I'm confused. Was this before or after Xenu started dropping bombs in and around Kilauea? Are these the Thetans we were looking for?

Speaking of Kyle Reese ... did any of you catch the "Terminator" shout-out in the episode? When Future-Peter is roused from the explosion, the name tag of the officer who helps him up is named "Reese". Coincidence? I bet not.

That strikes me as being all the more reason to see it. It seems like the same 5-6 "top" porn stars are in every other film. Easier to not be distracted by their "performances" also.

Sting ... but no mention of Glamdring. Narsil? the blade that was broken but is whole again! This sword cut the ring from the hand of the Enemy himself!

Wow. This has me emotionally affected. I had a huge crush on Lis Sladen when I was a kid growing up watching Doctor Who, and Sarah Jane has always been easily my favorite character besides the Doctor. I loved that she was feisty, smart and beautiful (and a great shot with a rifle too!) and didn't treat the Doctor like…

1985 - Microleague Baseball. When the 1984 Data Disk came out, I played that game non-stop; recorded statistics like I was being paid. When the General Manager disk came out, I created my own team, the Louisiana Skylarks. Ah, the memories. The spiral notebooks. And then the automated scorekeeper disk came out and I…

How ... how are they able to pull this off (har, har)? I mean, does being a "parody" somehow enables a impenetrable (har, har) deflector screen able to resist Paramount/Viacom's fleet of lawyer goons? And this is intended to make money, right? Names, character likeness, imagery, sounds. Do they have permission?

Oooooh! Running up a $350 long-distance phone bill in 1986 as I BBS'd to The Star Trek BBS down in Atlanta, GA. Boy, that 300 Baud modem disappeared from my PC faster than you can say THREEHUNDREDANDFIFTYFUCKINGDOL...?

No, no. That's not a turtle. That's Merman from Masters of the Universe. Yikes!

I'm starting to become amused by the professional reviewers of this movie. The references to Girl Interrupted and such indicate to me a complete inability to differentiate the intention of the film; it is an action-based prison escape movie at its heart. In this case, its an escape from an asylum where the girls are…

Fun times.

Wow. This is one of those times where I breathe a sigh of relief simply because I don't have to get angry about investing my time in a show I really like and that I feared was doomed to cancellation at any moment.

I would have to agree with not needing another cast member just to round out the age range. Having said that, I liked the agent in the second season opener; she seemed like she had something to prove ... and then she disappeared ... and went on to do a Bud Light commercial about a guy wearing skinny jeans.

She deserves a frakkin' medal for this me thinks.