Show me on the doll where the Alero touched you.

JD Power survey to Hyundai owner: “Do you like your car?”

Yes cheaper would be better but I can’t think of what else is out there in this category - mostly the reliable part.

A baby?

Strictly limited to the exact number we can sell!

I swear, some people try their hardest to pick a name that says, “my kid will be on probation some day.”

I’m voting NP just because I respect the build. I would spend my money elsewhere, however.

What a shit world we live in when the guy who wasn’t at fault in that wreck thinks he needs to put his hands behind his head just so he doesn’t get shot.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

“...inside jokes, in between spewing hate towards anything that doesn’t resemble a [BROWN] diesel stick shift Miata wagon.”

(vomits)

Meat, good.

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

I love the concept, HATE the gaudy graphics and wheels.

R33 is my favorite.

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

Uh, everything’s under control now, everything’s fine, situation normal, I’m fine. How are you?

Just trying to help, I respect and like your projects!

Yeah, it saddens me, but I gave up motorcycling years ago. Not really because the bikes are too fearsome for the street (which they ARE) - but because I couldn't get past the fact that car drivers are 100x more dangerous, with smartphones in hand, than when I used to rider regularly in the previous decades.