It could happen today and I wouldn’t be shocked.

I decided I’m going to laugh at unfunny jokes women tell and sit quietly the next time I hear a man try to be funny. I fully expect to be honor killed for it, but at least I’ll have died pissing off a man.

The queef joke was about as crass as any of the garden-variety dick jokes we hear all goddamn day long. Front farts are funny! These dudes are just pissed off to be reminded that pussies have other functions than for fucking.

Christ yes. No love story, no sex stuff, a queef joke... and not one dig was made at any of the characters’ weights. I was able to focus on the movie the whole goddamn time instead of being taken out of it by ham-handed gags about women Doing Things and Being People.

Concern troll detected!

Oh cool they have two bras in my size that I’ve seen cheaper on Amazon

Oh cool they have two bras in my size that I’ve seen cheaper on Amazon

I’ve just learned not to listen to anyone on hair washing habits. Dermatologists are in it for the bucks, aestheticians and beauty people are in it for the bucks, and the rest of us are obsessed with brands that signify our social standing (“I can only use Aveeeeda”). Use what you want. If you go bald, you go bald.

That’s nice. What’s your hair texture? Makes a huge difference

Imagine if we performed our government in the same way

If you want to make the omelet of autonomous roads, you gotta break a couple of the eggs representing human skulls

I’m voting for Clinton, but I’m unhappy that she’s the best we could do

Never mind my panties; your candidate of choice is a cheater.

I’m 30, married and I want to go on a multiple-week trip by myself. I don’t know where, but I know I want to go solo. I just need to figure out how to get my husband’s 100% buy-in.

I saw FotC the other night. It was a life-affirming experience.

lol, if by a snowball’s chance in hell I actually have kids, I will bottlefeed them strictly out of defiance

You represent users’ irrational obstruction to change which after advertising requirements is the bane of my job. I would like to buy you a drink.

Fair enough. Perhaps you are accustomed to ads in your face all the time :)

The font size is computed to 16px, just like the font size on the regular Jezebel pages. There is literally no difference between the font sizes.

Can I ask why? I do these things for a living and big readable layouts like this nearly always do better in A/B testing.

That’s what you chose to focus on here?