If this wasn’t influenced heavily by an older white man, I would be shocked.

pandering bullshit

I have the finest white girl hair of all time. I have never gotten a.. what.. an ingrown hair? Due to clogged hair follicles. If kinky hair people can do it, and fine haired people can do it too, “it clogs the follicles” does not pass the smell test.

Can I ask what you consider to be a “gentle shampoo”?

lol, this sounds like hot bullshit. It’s probably some kind of skin allergy, because people slather on mystery goo without looking at the ingredients, especially if they’ve been assured it’s “natural”. Lotion does not become “impacted in one’s pores”. You can wash your hair every damn day with oil based conditioners…

Ah, yes. Elf on the shelf, wherein parents teach their children to obey the all-seeing eye of the NSA. Start ‘em young, guys!

lol, I’m not going to put my naked body on the internet ever again. Like I need more opportunity for someone to wreck my professional life.

Counterues.

How’s the air up there?

Of course he sucks. I knew that already based on how much The Chive fellates him.

They’re amazing <3

Get rid of men and that problem will mostly solve itself.

That would have been an excellent place to gather signatures to propose a removal of such a requirement.

I thank the heavens every month that my vagina suits the use of menstrual cups. I feel bad for anyone who has to use disposable gear instead. You poor souls.

But seriously, arm the victims and let them “accidentally” shoot their rapists. Whoopsie! Friendly fire!

That’s true, but not all BDSM players are entrenched in a decade-long lifestyle of it, being paid to do it, surrounded by unlimited and willing sycophants, sex partners and fans. Power can corrupt. Perhaps he wouldn’t have victimized so many women without the porn lifestyle to support him.

Here’s a link (cmd+f for “rldqaz”): http://assbaggery.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_arc…

Better yet, let’s allow concealed carry... only for women. Make it illegal for men to bear arms.

Fuck if I know, but a quick Google search shows that the dudebros are in no way original and in fact probably picked up that word from Youtube comments.

Well, you know. If it’s ironic, it’s cool. I sat in on a meeting the other day where a bunch of dudebros sat joking about “Scuzzlims” for twenty minutes. It was funny apparently because “scuzzlim” is such a stupid epithet.