I hope Mexico writes him one of those BIG checks, like the Publisher’s Clearing House kind, and it’s too large for his small hands. And in the memo line they could write, “Wall/fence/steel thingy/you do you boo.”

As a gray, I can’t see my own comments, no one else can see them, and when they’re commented on by an approved commenter (and thus approved) I can’t see that, either, because notifications don’t work. There is absolutely no reason to be here anymore, and even though I only recently began commenting, I’ve read this…

What is up with your DAD in this situation??

Do you like your sister? Because she sounds like a couple people I love and care about but have a hard time liking.

I hope since then it’s been riches upon riches for you. Bless your heart.

There were FOURTEEN kids who needed their mother. There are no fathers in the picture. I think her parents helped her at first, but if I recall they ended up worn to a frazzle and noped out, so those 14 children have no one but her.

An actorducken.

Is Tiffany’s face made of . . . face? Some other substance?

Yep, and Jesus addresses Jewish law around divorce in the Gospels. The idea that divorce was unheard of until modernity -- uniformly across history and social classes -- is an overstatement, to say the least.

I read the Boswell in seminary, and found it fascinating. I’ve never seen anyone else reference it!

This made me laugh out loud. 

I’m that person, too, the one who finds the elderly endlessly fascinating, and also the person who is about to become elderly and bore everyone but you, apparently.

I used to follow Carl, but I had to unfollow him. 

INSTANT VILLAGE.

As a shoe yourself, you would know.

Or the presidency.

I love the “beak” typo.

I love it when someone can leave a bad relationship without hesitation or regret, just *boom,* they’re done, as you have. Good on ya.

If I remember correctly, he asked the (horrified) women he did it in front of, but did it once while on the phone with a woman with no consent whatsoever. They were having a normal work conversation and she figured it out from the noises? something like that. God, it’s so gross.

People who who are stubbornly attached to the past are straight-up murderers of the present. They systematically murder the life they’re living, and then THAT becomes the past they’re attached to. It’s madness.