can you fedex a flaming bag of poop?

I used to rent a lot of cars for work in the metro Detroit area, this was in a rental car under the seat, thankfully I didn’t get pulled over while doing burnouts, ebrake rips, neutral drops, and jumps!

I had an absolutely perfect 2011 World Rally Blue Subaru STI Sedan with Gold BBS, ran like a top! In my heart I always wanted a Pearl White Hatch though, and I planned on building a more powerful setup as well. Conveniently an acquaintance in the local scene said he might be willing to sell his. Same year, lower miles…

Royal Oak, Michigan, went for sushi with friends, “couldn’t find parking”, decided to valet my “stage 2" mazdaspeed3, handed over the keys reluctantly, driver took off a little quick, but whatever. Sat down, had a drink, appetizer, then the main course came. As I raised my chopsticks loaded with a delicious morsel, I…

I live in the Detroit area and wish there was a state inspection! There are so many turds on the roads here, it’s horrible. I lived in Pittsburgh and the inspection process was fine, there was a lot less hoopties. I lived in a county that did a “visual” for the emissions, they asked where the cat was on my…

the locking nuts aren’t useless, thieves are inherently lazy, they’ll just move over to your neighbors wheels

on most cars, you have to hold down the ESP/VDC/TRAC/Whatever button for 3-5 seconds to completely kill the Stability Program, just clicking it once lets you get a little loose, but no fully. (And don’t forget the trusty e-brake)