"I mean, nobody really knew that girl was going to get killed. It was not in the plans to go kill somebody, you know."

Correction: "...Excite Total Toolbags With An Altima"

That's not entirely the same thing because Hertz doesn't know what you're going to use the car for. Now had you told the Hertz rep "I'm going to use this car to murder someone" and they still rented the car to you, then yeah they're probably liable.

As will my v6 camry.

From this former salesman's perspective, the Altima's best, most exciting, and most commonly used feature is the ability to absorb negative equity from an underwater trade-in and magically lower the driver's payments at the same time. Ahhh, the magic of long finance terms.

Fail. I did.

I will not watch this GIF on a loop and laugh

I weirdly love this as well. I grew up seeing these cars on the roads, it's cool to see one in actual pristine condition.

But without the bed it could hold two or three coolers and lots more groceries and what not. INSIDE!

Looks completely useless. I want it.

This is the best looking & most "mini" concept they have released in some time. It stays small while entering a new category. I think this one would actually work, maybe as a modern day Baja Bug. Mini has been getting bigger and more bloated with each year on the market, this seems to go back to what made them so…

Listen. I like almost every VW ever produced. But I used to daily drive a 412 station wagon in the late 1970's. And it was the absolutely worst vehicle that I have ever driven. In every way.

Fuck that douchebag and I seriously hope he doesn't get his stupid greaseball mitts on this one.

It's worth noting here that this is just further proof that nobody EVER thinks they're actually a racist. Even in the middle of this giant crazy racist rant Sterling still makes time to be faux-offended at the suggestion that he's a racist.

Yet no one will buy it.

Id imagine that car would cost $75K after all the associated fees of shipping etc. Considering a CTS-V is essentially the same car and can be had cheaper, I dunno who would buy one.

That thing is hideous.

Maybe he has a bunch of shares, then "our" can be read in a different context.

I actually got cold called by them for a job once but didn't make it due to my GPA during my bachelor's (I have an Master's now though).