Beers. Silverados. "Sugar-shakers" that are "poured into" tight jeans. Swimmin' holes. A cold can of beer in the center console. Tropical paradises featuring hammocks and plenty of alcohol. Shirtless, hairless, well-oiled chests presented in a bland, non-threatening way. And fancy cowboy hats, which are a must.

"This is the cleanest I've ever seen Pittsburgh." is most certainly a dipshit who doesn't live here

As a Pittsburgher, I cannot agree more. God forbid something like this were to happen at, say, a Li'l Wayne concert. All the dad-gum salt-of-the-earth people would be up in arms about the barbarism of "those people." But any time there is (a) a country concert that is (b) at Heinz Field, this happens EVERY TIME. I…

Well some of your people didnt get the message.

I you believe Pittsburgh is a Republican city you are a complete dumbfuck or troll.

if you actually knew what a real Yinzer was like, then you'd prob realize that they don't attend Luke Bryan concerts. the ppl you see here are called Rednecks/Hicks

These ppl are not actually from Pittsburgh.. They're from Hick/Trashy/Redneck areas 45 minutes or so outside of the city and then all of West Virginia comes as well.

Yinzers wear their Steeler gear to a funeral. These are out of towners.

You have probably never visited the city before...come on.

Like most things in the life, the second one needs more Yakety Sax.

It takes an awfully stupid person to buy a PT Cruiser in the first place, so I'm not surprised at all by this.

Watch out the 4 people who bought Prowlers are coming to tell you how they're actually amazing, wonderful cars. Pay them no mind.

The looks of those really punch above their weight. I just wish that the running gear matched the looks. It needs AWD or a Eco-tuned turbo, just for appearances at least.

An SUV? Hell no, that's giving up. The worst of all worlds, might as well get a real minivan instead. Or get a practical yet fun car.

I'd say a 5-door hot hatch would be absolutely ideal, be it a GTI, ST or any other.

Well... maybe I'm just getting old.. but $76,000 for an M3? I have no doubt it is better than EVER before (isn't that kind of the point of a new model?), but at $70,000 for a 3 series.... I have to wonder. Don't get me wrong, the M3 was never "cheep", but this seems a bit outrageous. Is it really $30,000 more car than…

Even the douchiest BMW fanboys on the forums are over the 4 series naming thing. Get over it. The rest of your post made absolutely no sense, so I won't address that.

I would. But I'm also mustache free, 37 and not going through a midlife crisis.

in before the v8 trolls. Inline turbos are the shit. Shame Saab didn't live long enough to see the world catch on.