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When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

And they’ll rebadge it as.... THE BRONCO! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!

The missing piece: These are *hilarious* to drive. Too much power for the car. Not exactly good, but bad in a really fun way.

Wow, this car is like Anne Coulter.

I never understood the logic behind LS swaps. It’s like trading in a Miata for a V6 Camry because the Camry is technically faster on paper and much more practical. If you’re driving an RX, you’ve already thrown all practicality to the wind. Just embrace the wonderful, nonsensical insanity of the Wankel.

brap brap brap brap

No good, I've owned too many allroads (I've owned one allroad).

Hello. Nice to meet you. I love my ‘99 R/T. The coilovers probably help, but it’s incredibly amusing destroying my little brother’s FRS on The Dragon with it.

If they don’t call it the B’Gosh, they have failed.

It’s a close-ratio news gearbox.

Trump hasn’t actually WORKED. His entire schtick is an insult to me, a REAL working man. Where I come from, Trump and his ilk are lower than a cow shit patty.

A person with billions of dollars tells UAW workers they make too much money........

Neutral: What Should Fiat Chrysler Do Next With Hellcat?

Speaking as a car person and a volcano nerd, I would point you not merely in the direction of a tailpipe or your nearest caldera, but to the whole process. All volcanoes have their own special brew of minerals and gasses, it’s what makes some blow like a champagne bottle and others produce lava that’s less viscous

Trump is a spoiled child. He is a bully who is used to getting his own way and not used to people disagreeing with him — after all, he is surrounded by paid sycophants who don’t want to jeopardize their gravy train.

1st/2nd: It seems like Ford’s thing these days is to move production when a major revamp to whatever product(s) happens instead of retooling the current plant. Van production moved when they discontinued E-Series and went to Transit. F-150 moved to Dearborn for the then-new 2004s. Escape production moved for 2011.

3rd gear: I got excited about GM restarting Oldsmobile. Maybe excited isn’t the word. Maybe “vaguely interested” is more the word. Probably still too positive and with too much emotion. Do we have a word that is neutral and shows neutral to slightly negative?

Surprisingly, people still think interacting with car enthusiasts is not terrible. They immediately regret this, obviously, but some keep trying!

And he has custom callipers too!