I’ve accidentally shot myself in a strip club before but I just went to the bathroom and cleaned up a bit.

LeBron James wears 23

So you’re saying he’s overqualified to represent Pats fans?

Possible third option: the GOP convention will predictably result in the complete and total destruction of the city just before the football season starts, the Browns’ season will be cancelled, and all will generally agree that things worked out for the best.

Sometimes I wonder if the whole Universe is just a little blob of smegma on the end of a cat’s dick.

I wanna fly like an eagle, to Tennessee.
Fly like an Eagle and immediately forget me.

Fly, Eagle, fly, on the road to obscurity....

I'm not sure I know what he's saying.

THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us.

Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us. Has anyone else ever seen this happen before?

Interesting that Joey Crawford is keeping his skills sharp doing DII games on his day off.

Somewhere, Bobby Valentine is smiling.

Yeah, more like Pelicants!