Fassbender has a good filmography and no posh background. No sir!

Somehow it just seems like sex with either of them would be boring.

You might know him for his other roles, but most people only know him from Thor and Avengers. Not a conspiracy theorist, is just that the way things have unfolded weren’t natural even for celebrity standards. Do you seriously not see this? It’s not like it’s me and 3 other people pointing it out, I think you’re trying…

Tom is internet famous, not Hollywood famous, which is what counts. And please, you had 3 months to have an epiphany and realize things aren’t always as they’re presented to us.

I hate it when celebrities who do everything they can to be in the tabloids and be talked about constantly pretend to want privacy. Maybe people used to buy that, but the general public is so much more media savvy these days. There are plenty of people in the entertainment industry who manage to mostly keep their…

Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

Wow, so #brave of you to admit that donating $1 mil to charity is a kind thing to do. I admire your courage. So strong to not find fault in it. God bless.

I agree; if this were (say) Lupita Nyong’o, everyone at Jez would be flipping their shit. ONLY difference is that someone like Lupita (who we would go “ugh, this paparazzi blog shit is creepy”) doesn’t go around calling paps for staged photos. It would be creepy because she’s not as fame oriented the way Taylor…

I don’t really follow the Kardashians or their extended entourage, but everything I’ve picked up about Kim suggests she is very generous but doesn’t flash it. I don’t at all care for her curated persona, but there’s about 10% of her that I actually really respect in spite of myself. Maybe even 20%.

Hot take: I think she is sweet™ almost all the time. And I think it’s all planned and focus-grouped and tested 6 ways to Sunday.

Yaaas, Tay-Tay, get that PR, gurl!

Everything she does seems to be used for her publicity so you’ll have to excuse me.

Taylor can be sweet when she wants to, bless her heart.

So what you’re saying is that Taylor Swift is a younger, female Donald Trump in terms of personal branding.

It’ll take actual marriage and the production of a child to make me believe this relationship is real. And even then ...

Girl, I don’t know why but I cannot stand her. I’m not sure if it’s the fakeness or the over-the-top I’m becky and I’m friends with everyone bullshit. It all seems so forced and they're forcing us to behold it. Gag.

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

He’s also undressing me with his eyes, I’ll allow it.

Fassbender just has the moves. Damn.