The buttfumble is transcendant. It should be inducted anew every single year.

Ask it? Watch the fucking game. These are things any knowledgeable person should be able to relate to the fan simply by watching.

As to your word count issue, then the real problem they have is with their editor, because players saying platitudes is shitty reading and the main reason I never buy a newspaper with a…

They are shit at their job. They could write an amazing game recap, going over various schemes used to educate new/uneducated fans, talking about how x play was particularly a different look for y team.

You see this in hockey with talk of line combos and different looks. You hear fuck all about who is playing and…

Az win and Seattle loss puts Seattle in the WC. Any other combination with those two teams has Seattle winning the division. They are both play off clinched.

That was the deal with this game all along. Seattle should have won it (I'm a Seattle fan), but there are obviously no guarantees. What is extremely impressive is that they put up 35 on that defense. Also, AZ only touched the ball three less times for a deficit of 6 or 7 minutes. That isn't huge and isn't enough to…

I'm guessing you're one of the people that never grasped that "pwn" was pure satire from a few actors who made a successful web series? purepwnage as a search term should turn it up. You're making a joke about a joke you didn't get.