@BrtStlnd: The same reason anyone buys a brand new car. Which is...

Definitely CP at this price unless you're rich and want a museum piece.

@Optimus-Magnus: Of the six most beautiful women in the world, by far the worst is...

@tonyola: Better than having your date in a conversion van? I think not.

Xolo is the only dog that follows the rules of quantum mechanics and thermodynamics?

@ajlien03: It's not significant, but it's news about boobs, so.....

OOH, found photo. Audi 4KQ just in case the E30 headlights threw you for a loop.

I'm biased, too. I drove around in a well used rally car for a winter.

Clearly the standards for masculinity vary considerably throughout the world.

This is the most laughable thing I've read all day. Do you have any idea how much the government subsidizes cars (and roads)? I won't link to any of the studies on gasoline subsidies, since they all overstate the number a bit, but even on the low end estimates it's DEEP into the billions of dollars per year range…

@jbh1126 needs a sponsor: what ass?

51,000 since 2005, probably averaging about 60-100 these days. Although that doesn't even begin to touch how much I use it now, simply because I do a lot of Google Suggest stuff without ever clicking through to links.

The problem I have is that donuts and donut-like substances are damn easy to make from scratch. You can make pate a choux or popover/pancake batter in the time it takes for a pan of oil to heat up and lemme tell you that shit is GOOD when you fry it.

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: I suspect if you read the ingredients on the tube, you'll find *quite* a lot of sugar in them.

My first car was a 924 and my dad had 3 944's (two 8v's and one 16v) and all of the were spectacularly good. The fact that I never (accidentally) spun my 924 on snow covered Michigan roads as a 16 year old moron should tell you how well balanced they are...

@dangerzombie the invisible: Some of the hate is meant to be productive. Maybe he has friends who need to hear "dude, your bro was a dumbass" more than they need to hear "RIP, that's a shame."

The 4 hour races are just too much. They should dumb it down a bit. It's far too highbrow. It's like going to the goddamned opera.

@smackela: Heart click to anyone who loves Egan. He's the best thing left in print auto journalism.

Formula for happiness = FF + dirt tires + skidplates + light pod + safety gear + slightly more ground clearance + me.

@Adam: If you need a sarcasm tag, you definitely wouldn't like me in meatspace, either. Deadpan FTW.