Isn’t this the part where every Wizards fan thinks that if they can just convince Kevin Durant to come home and bail out the sinking ship everything will merry in DC?

I’ve been all over the country. This list is absolutely, 100%, objectively correct in every way and the people who made it are flawless humans with powers of observation unrivaled in written history.

Ok...

And I could post a hundred pictures of players pumping the crowd up.

“Lobster Lady is in her early 50’s, and her eyes pointed outward away from each other.”

The presiding judge added “However, you have been found guilty of stealing my heart!”

I hope we have a Cosby situation where women (underage girls at the time) comeforward and the avalanche of accusations is too much to swept away. Except this time the statute of limitations is not in the picture.

I’m white, have been playing spades since I was 5 and I don’t care how much shit you talk I will fuck you up in a game of Spades.

To be fair Dan Ozzi’s writing is enjoyable for about a year until you realize it’s all just self indulgent, over-wrought shit.

Hey hey hey, it was a classy move to cut Aldon Smith before he was arrested for a 6th time since 2012. Give credit where it is due.