Ah, but what if you put something hard to digest on it, like cheese? Wouldn’t that increase the number of calories required to digest it and make the celery negative calories?

I have incorporated this concept into an entire diet. I’m calling it the diverticulitis diet. Eat low fiber, low moisture foods that bind you…

I don’t know why anyone has a problem with that. The white dude is clearly not that kid’s dad. The nose alone should be enough to prove that. Could be a step-dad, boyfriend or ‘uncle’ who spends an awful lot of time with mom. But there’s no way a guy with a honker like that could father a kid with such a cute nose.…

I have one dog that forces his way between me and the counter when I’m in the kitchen, effectively blocking his escape. And another will climb into your lap and put his head on your shoulder, waiting for you to hug him. They are both annoying.

That study lacks any real control. They didn’t have a no-tofu group, which should have been really easy to find, so they don’t have a great baseline for loss of cognitive ability in non-tofu eaters. They also have no basis for saying the brain atrophied because they didn’t scan the brain prior to starting the study.

As…

Prince wrote the song

Software engineer. My first exposure to a computer was playing around with the Logo programming language. We pushed the little ‘turtle’ around the screen and drew shapes procedurally. I was immediately hooked. I didn’t know that I could make money doing it at the time, but I knew what I wanted to do with all of my…

You’re dead on, man. You can’t predict what jobs will even be available for your young daughter once she gets old enough to have one. As a parent of 3 barely adult children, I can tell you it gets no easier. None of them have any passions that can be turned into careers... at least none that I’d recommend.

Best advice…

I’m sorry, but Special K is not good for you. It has no fiber (which means it’s 100% refined grains), has added sugar, and is a pretty poor source of vitamins and minerals. They’ve done a really good job of marketing it as healthy, but it just isn’t.

Special K Red Berries is jam tho ;)

I rented apartments for a long time with no issues. Both houses we have rented have just been horrible. It’s nice to have a single family home, but you get half the hassle of ownership. Might be good for a group of college students, but I wouldn’t recommend it for a family with kids.

The one that hit me hardest was taxes. We lost my oldest daughter as a dependent and went up a tax bracket in the same year... Went from getting a couple of hundred back to owing more than $3000 immediately after being forced to move (the homeowner we were renting from decided to sell the house out from under us). Our…

Wow, that’s pretty in depth! I was thinking

From your mom? I don’t know how that would work, but... Your mom, bro!

“Did you hear that Joe died?”
“Nah, bruh, what happened?”
“Dude keeled over from a protein deficiency. One minute, he was asking ‘Do you even lift?’ and the next he was gone.”
“Bruh!”
“I know, right?”

Almond/soy/cashew/etc milk goes bad too.... just not as fast

Then what do you think? Why do you believe that sleeping in a cool room with little/no clothing will give you an auto-immune disease like rheumatoid arthritis? And where are these non-stop cold viruses coming from?

No one would have to put words in your mouth if you better stated your opinion in the first place... Or…

So, you think ambient temperature is what causes illness, not viruses?

I could be misjudging Trump supporters, but how many people do you think are actually going to change because of this? You think they’re going to be shocked? “Trump said WHAT about women?? Well, I could handle the racism and lack of platform, but this is just too much!”

We’re getting into a season where all ads are…

Makes a lot of sense when you consider that for nearly our species entire existence, we didn’t use soap. Your body makes smells that were designed to be attractive to potential mates. It wouldn’t make sense for a person who isn’t hyper-clean to stink... we wouldn’t survive as a species.

I have to do shampoo on my head…

I’ve noticed more recently that the larger packages, especially at Walmart, are more expensive per unit than the smaller packages. They seem to be actively targeting people who just assume bulk is better and aren’t going to bother doing the math.

I’ve experienced this many times. It’s interesting that it’s endocannabinoids that are causing it considering how grumpy and crappy I feel when I’m tired. Or maybe without them, I’d be even more grumpy and miserable?

So, it is easier in your mind to divide 95.5675 by two than 37 5/8? (that’s cm vs inches, btw).