I was referring to the upright-recumbent tandem. The story makes it even more awesome :)

That is possibly the greatest invention of all time.

Using a baking sheet as opposed to a deeper dish prevents you from making turkey broth when you cook your turkey.. Add a bit of water in the bottom of the pan with onions, carrots and celery and when the bird is done, pour off the drippings, separate the fat and solids, and add it to some roux and you have nearly…

I think like love, passion comes with understanding. The very second I understood what could be accomplished with programming, I had an immense passion for computers that never died. It did develop, but even if I were to leave every computer behind for a decade, I would still have that passion, because it spoke to who…

Well, James Earl Jones’ face doesn’t make my heart go dokidoki. His voice is pure gold pressed latinum, but his face is only awesome because it contains the hole his voice comes out of.

“Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s fork out lots of money to get the most beautiful actress in the business today and then make her entirely CGI!”

I know Lupita’s value goes beyond her appearance, but if I’m paying for Lupita (by proxy in the ticket) I should be able to see Lupita.

Botulinum toxin is not heat stable. It is deactivated at about 180 degrees F

This should be very easy to substantiate or refute. I can’t think of any other group of people who would be more willing to submit to testing than those who are neurotic and want proof that they’re not. Put them in a clean room for a week and cover them with non-linting clothes of a single fiber type and note any new…

I’m not OK with this. Meteorology is a science. These women are scientists, so their uniforms should CLEARLY ALL BE BLUE. The anchor should be wearing gold, the sports girl should be wearing red (because eff sports). That’s just common sense.

I think my CFO read this article this morning.. At our townhall meeting he said “You notice that we didn’t get into the green on all of our goals. That’s OK. If we were all green, I’d say we weren’t being aggressive enough with our goals.”

Your hunger drive isn’t just about how full your stomach is. Eating salads and broccoli all day will make you more prone to binge as your blood sugar crashes. You just can’t get enough calories on vegetables alone. Salads also bring the danger of salad dressing, which is a huge problem when you’re trying to lose…

I understand the coverage issues (though I think most cases where people need coverage it’s simply because their business model is outdated), but does it REALLY matter if someone (or even EVERYONE) is a minute late? I worked at a call center that required you to be logged into the phone system 5 minutes early without…

That’s pretty self-centered. You believe that people who are regularly late do it so they can gain power over you? You think that you’re so important that people will go out of their way to make you wait? They will delay their ENTIRE day to gain power over you? You think they get some sort of satisfaction knowing that…

I haven’t been on time for work on a regular basis for years. It’s an artificial requirement imposed by control freaks.

If a person will not respect me for who I am unless I’m on time/early every time, I don’t want their respect.

People who get mad when someone is late are saying “I’m more important than you are, so I shouldn’t have to wait for you”

I think I can see where you’re coming from. It could be possible for a person to turn you on, but those feelings translate into wanting to have sex with your partner rather than the person turning you on? I can’t remember the last time anyone but my wife turned me on, though, so I can’t directly relate.

Yeah, not sure what that happened. It wasn’t intentional.

Anger management manages anger, not the relating behavior. You start managing your behavior and your emotions follow. The brain is very plastic and as you stop reinforcing neural connections through action, they eventually fade away.

Or are you suggesting that when you can’t have a piece of candy you have the same…

It’s kind of a judgement thing, right? If a sexy woman is standing in front of me, imma look, but I’d be looking at them in the same way I’d look at a sports car (I know, I’m objectifying them. I’m a pig). I appreciate them on an aesthetic level, but there’s no desire involved.

To me, that desire is the first step to…

Then you’re cheating in my book. You’ve chosen to allow them to act in a way that your partner would likely not approve of (AND participated). The simple question is “would you behave the same way if your partner were standing right next to you?” If not, you’re behaving inappropriately.

If a woman tried to kiss me, I’d…