I thought the old fashioned way of getting salt was to harvest the tears of child laborers... Meh. Considering the number of people who eat at McDonald’s still, I don’t think many people are going to get rid of pure table salt for this puffed up hipster shit any time soon.

And, really, if they are converted to triglycerides, wouldn’t they then just end up back in fat cells unless you’ve been fasting? If there’s ANY insulin in your blood stream, triglycerides just get sucked up into fat cells, yes?

For those looking for a less permanent solution

You’re just seeing the golf courses though. They are so close together that it’s hard to make out the houses and shopping centers, but we’re assured they exist.

Still no water restrictions in the PHX. It’s been a pretty rainy year. We’re 35% over normal so far. Thanks, climate change! All we need now is that…

I can’t conjure mental images on demand... I assumed it was fairly common, just something some people can do... Now I feel all weird :(

I assumed the meditator, inventor and coordinator were women... It’s pretty diverse. They even have a fairy in there.

What I want to know is why they decided to make Dora a ginger dude.

Haven’t read the article yet... The picture makes me want to go play Guess Who... can’t concentrate on reading, gotta hit up Amazon

I don’t think it was a ‘she’s just a girl’ dismissal. It was a ‘we’ve already wasted enough money on this shot, let’s just do it’ dismissal

You think a mentally stable person can sit down with 9 people for an hour and acknowledge that they are nice people and still murder them? He’s fucking broken as hell.

hipsters bikers are pretty hardcore. You know how hard it is to bike in skinny jeans? I tried them on once and could barely bend my knees.

On a theological note, Satan is an angel. The only way the Judeo-Christian God can exist (not having a creator) is to exist independent of time, existing in all states at all points in time. Since God is this way, it would stand to reason that denizens of Heaven are this way, and thus Lucifer is both the Bringer of…

I agree with you, but..
“what other game lets you choose not to use guns?” Shadow Warrior... And kinda the Deus Ex series.

This ignores technological advancement... I mean, compare farming today with farming of 1930. The difference is night and day in both how we farm and the results we get. There’s no way we’re going to be farming the same way for the next 85 years. I expect that we’re going to see more farming moving indoors. This will…

Think of the water company (whatever it’s called in CA) as a service provider with an agreement with it’s customers to provide water on demand. It is contracted to always have water available. It’s infrastructure doesn’t allow for throttling of certain users. The water is broadcast, for lack of a better term. A tiered…

Let’s say the base tier is 1000 gallons per month for $50. That means 10,000 gallons is more than $51,000 and 20,000 gallons is $52 million. Frankly, if someone wants to buy 20,000 gallons for $52 million, let them. Then the state can use that $52 million to bring water in from other states where there isn’t a…

But you’re talking about people dying if the water runs out because it wasn’t market regulated, too. An exponentially tiered rate system would make the bare necessities cheap (say 1000 gallons of water per month per household costs what it costs today) and each increment above that would get exponentially more…

There are a lot of things the farming lobby doesn’t allow to happen, and we’re all worse off for it. Let me officially say ‘Fock the Farming Lobby’.

I can’t doubt what you said since I certainly don’t know how to make feta, but what you say is very interesting... Generally, shaking the hell out of milk will just make the fat clump together (it’s essentially how you make butter). Maybe you can substitute an acid for the rennet without affecting the flavor too much?…

The promise is strong with this one

It’s kinda a choice between everyone(?) having slightly more expensive bread and millions of people not having water. The free market is the right route. Exponentially tiered water rates should do the trick. Agriculture will find a way to save water when it becomes financially important.