I understand and accept that not all Jezebites think the same way. Hell, finding two women who agree on everything is like finding a hot chick who isn't psychotic! Rainbow-farting unicorns are more common.

All trolling aside, the defining characteristic of all extreme ideologies is irrationality. Feminism is no…

I'm not saying you're wrong about the sentiment... If a chick wants to wear a metal bikini, she should be allowed to wear a metal bikini. Chafing be damned!

But let's say that this were about a burka instead. You think a lot of Jezebelians would think it perfectly fine for a woman to want to wear a 'symbol of male…

<Insert 'your mom' joke here>

The butter's job in biscuit flakiness is to prevent gluten formation. It provides an oil barrier to moisture and can do the job very well if cold. When making puff pastries, the butter HAS to be kept cold during the entire process. You don't want the butter to be cold when trying to cut it in because it's too hard,…

Looks pretty cool... but that octumbrella is some serious cult material there. If you see someone walking around with that, do NOT hang around. They're gonna summon an ancient god to devour the world or something.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong... I'm a fully bearded man thing and my wife doesn't have issues with irritation unless I shave.

Going from being a hobbyist to a professional, the biggest thing I had to learn was discipline. It wasn't good enough to just hammer out some working code, I have to make it GOOD code and back it up with unit tests (and integration tests when possible.)

I also had to learn to accept that all code I wrote more than 6…

There are a ridiculous amount of studies on veganism, and Fruitarianism (looked up the spelling... Still looks stupid) is just a subset of veganism. I don't know that I'd advocate swearing off everything but fruit (Harley Johnstone of 30 bananas a day fame/infamy calls himself a fruitarian but eats spinach and such),…

But not everyone knows that and
"Since juices don't include much fiber, the body ends up absorbing more fructose sugar, which—as we all know—isn't good for you:"

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"Since juices don't include much fiber, the body ends up absorbing more fructose sugar. Fructose sugar, as we all know, isn't good for you." Which…

Fruitatarians are no less healthy than any other vegan, which is much healthier than most people on a typical Western diet.

The distinction between processed sugar and fructose is not irrelevant. There are metabolic differences, but more importantly, people say "ACK! Fruit has fructose in it! Fructose is bad! I won't…

Can we please stop saying fructose is bad for you? The statement is demonstrably false. If it were bad for you, you'd see the effects in fruititarians like Harley Johnstone and Steve Jobs.... well... I mean, he's dead, but not because of fructose. PROCESSED sugar may be bad for you. Fructose in its natural state is…

Local university is probably a good starting point, unless the bones look human, then the police are a good start ;) Unless you happen to be in the Superstition Mountains about 20 yards off the Flat Iron trail... Then I'd appreciate it if you didn't call the police...

Forget the armor, look at that arm! Would NOT want to meet her in a dark alley... she could totally kick my ass.

Expectation is the mother of disappointment.... But how sad are our lives that we have to expect a crappy day to we're not disappointed.

And I'm all for appreciating the small things (unless they're children, then f 'em, amiright?) but how often is the weather so good that is balances out the morons on the road/at…

I remember when that show came out... I was disappointed that they didn't actually have to try to survive, and at the end of every show, everyone was still alive. Total rip off. It's just the Price is Right in the jungle.

If you make a chimp a person: If you make a chimp a person, he going to want freedom. If you give him freedom, he'll probably ask for citizenship. If you give him citizenship, he'll ask for voting rights. When you give him voting rights, he'll put liberals into office. When he puts liberals into office, they will…

Livestock has been known to be a huge contributor to CO2 and methane (much more potent than CO2) emissions for a LONG time now. Some big dude in government... Like the head of the EPA or someone like that... testified to this 10 years ago or so. Still, AGW proponents take aim at oil because attacking meat is…

The 'stick' is directional. It adheres if you pull in one direction, but doesn't if you simply lift up without pulling. It's not quite that simple, but that's the basic idea.

Only way to get moist turkey is to cook it hot and fast... pull it out before the breast reaches 170. Pulled mine out today at 165 and let it sit covered for 15 minutes. It was very moist. After the initial 30 minutes at 500 degrees, put a foil tent over the breast (it helps if you form it before you put the turkey…

I like fast. It's why I ride a bike. I could plod slowly along on my own two hoofers. I wouldn't mind a bike with fairings for aerodynamics, but it would have to be really light and durable (because I'm too cheap to fix it if it breaks)... Best I've seen is a wire frame with cloth stretched around it. I live in…