Obama ... reigned in the upper class and redistributed some of their luxury among the lower...

All I can say is, this is getting good.

It must be absolutely infuriating for a guy who has gotten his way for his entire life that, despite the fact he keeps trying, can’t just tweet “THE WITCH HUNT MUST END NOW!” and it will all just magically go away.

Daddy’s going to “never met the guy” Don Jr. after junior bungles his hearing and it’s going to be amazing.

“there was no Collusion except bye Crooked Hillary”

I mean, I have heard that the dude works in mysterious ways. Guess this is just another example of that *eye roll emoji*

Remember when Kushner took info from the President’s daily brief about Saudis that weren’t so hot on MBS to his sleepover with MBS then a bunch of people got tortured and rolled for their fortunes? Good times.

I’ve missed those dead eyes staring at me from a header photo.

It’s right there in the book of Dueteronimo. 

While a normal Christian can tithe ten percent, only a truly blessed Christian can miraculously use a charitable trust to pay off debts, lawsuits, buy pictures of oneself and bribe politicians so they don’t investigate your fraudulent university.  Biggest bounty since the loaves and the fishes.  

Only one that I’ve heard of, and he basically said something with the depth and complexity of “Cohen is a lying liar who lies.”

I don’t think so but it’ll be pretty much “...convicted liar...bad lawyer...barely knew him...convicted liar...no collusion... fake news...ignoring the great things I’ve done...highest approval ratings...”. You know, the greatest hits. 

Never apologize for not tweeting

I guess it’s the only way he can work off the fine for breaking the Pro Bowl trophy.

“I was a Cowboy?” - Trent Green

“It ain’t say so” -Jason Witten’s brain

I honestly can’t wait to see how much more incomprehensible Witten will be after another 16 games of getting his bell rung. He should just donate his brain for CTE studies now and get it over with.

Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.

It’s a good thing he wasn’t showing any cognitive dysfunction last year or anything

The Cowboys signed Witten? Jason Garrett really pulled a rabbit out of his head on this one.