My favorite stories are the ones where a man or woman gets tricked into fucking the wrong person. Usually related to them. Come to think of it, why don’t we have more bible-story-themed porn?
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Jesus and Donald have some similarities. Both have devoted followers and demanded loyalty to protect their organization.
Triumph of the Shill
God snorts lines of coke that end at the small of a stripper’s back after she has participated in a bukaki. The fuck you talkin’ about?
The usual “christian” response to this is something along the lines of “love the sinner. Hate the sin” unless it’s a dirty Kenyan president then it’s along the lines of “that’s how ‘they’ are.” The cognitive dissonance is mind-boggling.
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It’s ok, because it’s a windmill.
And all those who screamed about how Obama the Anti-christ was seen as replacing Jesus by dirty libtards were silent for they too wanted to shag the golden goat statue and become more powerful than God himself.
The whole point in evoking God is that it doesn’t require an explanation or have to make sense.
I don’t get the Pillow Man’s logic re. God choosing Trump to be president. Did He only pick Trump, or has He picked every other world leader since time began—Hitler for instance? Only the Pillow Man knows the mind of God.
I didn’t realize God was into adultery, raw-dogging pornstars, grifting and lawsuits.
Someone really needs to tell Walker that taking an already born baby home and aborting it is, in legal jargon, a practice known as murder and it is already illegal in all 50 states.
The ‘L’s are for LOSER.
CPAC always starts out slow, but the choreographed parade they hold at the end of it is pretty spectacular:
It is fitting that Ollie North is the preznit of the NRA considering his wealth of experience selling weapons to drug dealers, terrorists and enemies of US Amercia.
North kicked off the conference
Molly Jong-Fast is there and hilariously live tweeting the whole thing.
The one sensible thing you’ve said in your lifetime, tomato. Stopped clocks and all that.
Wow. A player effectively banned from playing his sport in an entire country?! He must have REALLY disrespected their national anthem.
DON’T BRING SMOKED MEAT INTO THIS YOU MONSTER.
It happened in Montreal so...something with strippers? Smoking strippers? Smoking strippers making a big deal about sub-par bagels and ok deli meat? Fin du Monde?