“Gym Jordan?” The man who covered up sexual assault for years at Ohio State? He’s still allowed to speak? He’s the GOP moral high ground? And Meadows ranting and screaming? SUCH a fine example of reasoned and thoughtful questioning.

Meanwhile here’s a picture of the happy couple taken around the same time Cohen was giving his statement:

Paul, why exactly are you writing about this? Could it be, perhaps, you’re looking for a book deal? Are you willing to swear on your cat’s grandmother’s grave that you will not write a book when all of this is over

Trump backed out of the deal in 2014 saying “Why would I pay hundreds of millions of dollars for an EJ Manuel?  Bob Kraft told me there is a place in South Florida that will do it for $100.”

Trump added $4 billion to his assets with the previously unused and extremely nebulous line item “Brand Value.”

Somewhere, Darren Rovell is nodding in approval.

Yeah. Shame about the country though.

The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

“And therefore it’s racist and evil to have a wall if it keeps some people from entering illegally?”

“Times change as it moves forward,” -- Kevin McCarthy

We don’t. What we have a hard-on for is not wasting massive amounts of money to solve a non-existent problem. Illegal immigration is at an all-time low in this country. Fact-check it yourself, if you’re capable of such a thing. That is literally the exact opposite of a problem.

Perhaps what you should be asking is, why…

Congratulations. This is the single most idiotic comment on Kinja today. Nicely done!

A timeline of how and when the border wall became an emergency.

And that’s powerful outside of just general public optics. The court challenges to this fake emergency revolve mainly around Trump usurping the legislative branch’s spending power. If both houses of Congress vote that this is not a national emergency and does not require allocation of funds that way, it’s a very…

Spffft! Elegant. Very elegant. Times change as it moves forward. And the money will come from money. The Republicans seem to have a really solid position, there.

“There is a national emergency at the southern border that the Democrats will declare today doesn’t exist,” House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy told reporters. “The president has the authority to do it, and we will uphold him.”

Yup!  Democrats need to remember to run ads reminding voters that everyone who voted against this resolution voted to cut $5.7 billion dollars from military spending because they don’t support the troops!

Hard to do until more people are good to one another.

Fantasma de Hugo Chavez, Senores y Senoras.