“Please stop trying to make ‘sexing’ happen.”

Because I view so many things in life through a Law & Order lens, I’m confident that your friend would make a terrible witness.

Huh,

She said that it must have slipped by her because their dates consisted of “a lot of drinking” and the way she found out was when they got pulled over by the cops and they said, “put your hands where we can see them.” I think she also mentioned something like he wore a baggy sweatshirt most of the time...

Then again, I did know someone who didn’t realize for an entire two weeks that the guy she was dating was missing an arm so anything is possible.

*Sigh*

Well, mostly because you’re mixing up two very different situations.

If he’s cis male and straight, then it’s a bit of a different story, no?

What does being transphobic have to do with this story? This man does not suffer from gender identity disorder, he suffers from penile agenesis.

Wait.

the mom’s definitely the better parent

That’s not how parenting works. That’s not how any of that works. As a parent, I don’t need my husbands permission to do ANYTHING with my kids. Most of the time, he’s cool with my calls, a few times he walks away shaking his head. Once he voiced his objection, we talked about it, he backed off. Because I’m a competent…

Actually, the father used the concert to incite abuse so he could have full custody and receive child support/stop paying child support. He’s a deadbeat, which makes you kind of a bitch.

So in your ideal world, anything that one parent disagrees with, the other parent must concede not to do or else she’s “a bitch”? (nice gendered insult there)

Right, she’s a bitch. Because she didn’t kowtow to his ridiculous and petty demands and took her daughter to an age appropriate concert with adult supervision. I guess she should call him and beg for permission every time she wants to take her daughter out for a hike, or to go see a PG movie too, right?

So the dad dragged his kid through some litigation bullshit.
And the mom gave the kid this:

WHY DOES KYLIE JENNER EVEN GET ATTENTION?! Shes literally a nobody from a family thats famous because of a sex tape. If thats not sick I dont know what is. If we stopped paying attention to her, maybe we could, you know, get some reports on people that actually matter.

“You have to deal with people treating you like a surrogate mother/daughter/sister/spouse even when you’re actually just two people who met three months ago and share a windowless office in the marketing department of a mid-level law firm in Indianapolis.”

I have a child and am married. I can tell you that if my husband left me and went and dated some youngster, and brought my child around that chick? And the chick was teaching her to say her name, they were taking her to church on Easter with her messed up family, and that chick was taking pics with my baby girl trying…

ugh. Abigail Fisher makes me so angry. like sorry, your GPA wasn’t high enough to get into UT (and THEY OFFERED to put you into a program at a satellite school for a year to get your GPA up so you could go to UT) and your wealthy family had to pay for you to got LSU or wherever and then your wealthy family’s…