I've worked in a half dozen restaurants and never seen nor heard anyone make a racist comment. I've been around people who make jokes based on race, but it was all in good fun and no one took it seriously.

"and no white people took it seriously" you mean

"and no one took it seriously" or at least you hope.

I want to fart on this guy after a week of eating nothing but pepperoni and dried fruit.

I've heard him speak, he was paid probably an obscene amount of money to come talk for a charity function for our local bar association. Let that digest.

Whoops. Too late to edit, but I hope RUBY gets the help she needs.

Sounds more like you're an asshole than someone breached the rules of common decency.

Look, some people have bad butt gaskets and can't help it. The older you get, the worse it is. Parts wear out, and for some people, they can do everything possible and the fart will still come out.

Seriously? It's not like she could excuse herself to go to the bathroom. I mean, maybe, but, holy crap. I'm not all for willy nilly farting but, hey, sometimes it's gotta come out. It's also natural. Suggested reading for you: The Gas We Pass. Look it up. Maybe follow it up with Everyone Poops.

Who knew Iggy Azalea read and commented on Jezebel? Amazing.

WHY IS THIS A THING. I mean, not only is it racist and disgusting.... you guys really want to spend your time making fun of one of the most well known, infamous, dangerous gangs in the country? That seems like a good idea to you?

Avril Lavigne is suffering from an undisclosed health issue

So people don't just invest it and live on dividends? Am I exceptionally boring? Having money that makes money is my dream job.

This does not discount the possibility that karma is a fuckwit.

Yes. I think it's time for the family to file a civil suit. They'd totally get it all.

Don't worry! Where karma failed, the lottery curse will surely succeed.

Or at least she was sleeping on the job on this one.

I love when people's defense of someone is "Well I've never seen him do anything like that!" Are these people under the conception that your average child molester goes around catcalling kids at playgrounds?

So I think we can safely assume now that karma is not a bitch.

That money should all go towards reparations for the victim, who likely had to pay for years of therapy and counseling.