Ubertrout, take a shot every time (feel free to add more as you wish):

Not necessarily. For some cultures and religions, one's soul inhabits every organ of the body and organ donation is akin to wanton possession of every person saved from said organs. To that person, not only are you unable to move on to the afterlife, but your soul is split into pieces and will affect/harm other…

Well, there's no right address to go to to shoot up a bunch of people.

People who help others cheat are gross and lack personal ethics. That's just a truth.

You're basically absolving your friend of any blame for being a shitty person.

Yes! A million times. This is something that has always bothered me so much. When we phrase cheating in terms of " stealing" it absolves the actual cheater of responsibility. They didnt choose to cheat....they were stolen...they were carried away by someone else. Not their fault.

It's definitely shade, and I just had the heartiest of cackles at it.

Definitely shade, and really well-played.

On Taylor Swift: "great gowns, beautiful gowns"

I'd be cranky if I was asked about Taylor Swift...

i dont think she cranky. she is simply speaking her mind.

Right! Their original reaction was probably "AHHH! BLACK PEOPLE!"

I'm not a Minnesotan, but I've been following this mess on Twitter, and the reporter doubled down while engaging with lots of people on Twitter. It's very entertaining for those of us who don't live there! Unfortunately, you apparently have a racist media and police department looking for retaliation against the mayor…

His dad started the gang.

Me too! A fb friend of mine, and a MN cop, posted a link to the story and was summarily SHUT DOWN by his other fb friends. It was glorious.

Gang signs aka anything black people do with their hands