I apologize for being pedantic, but the song is called “She Shot Me Down.”

Jersey Mike’s, while still problematic, beats the ever loving shit out of Subway.

Ok, sure. But what about the “fuck that…” part that came before the problematic word? That shit is OK in a post-game presser after a loss?

It’s fucking hilarious that this has turned into a discussion about “white culture.”

HAHAHAHA. Nope.

GAH! Think before typing man.

Why do you people insist on shoving your greasy, cheesy way of life down our throat?

Burneko's piece was better, and better reasoned.

I'm not a Kentucky fan at all, but you're a goddamn idiot if you don't see the strategic misstep here: UK is *without a doubt* a better, more talented team than WVU. Saying "tomorrow they're gonna be 36-1" is fucking giving them ADDITIONAL MOTIVATION to wax that ass.

And that ass was waxed. HARD.

What in the ever-loving fuck are you talking about?

Fuck that, he's absolutely correct.

Greg, could you take a lil time and help Tom out with his bball analysis?

This...is not strong basketball coverage.

I started to share my story, and I had to stop. That should tell you how good this piece is (I hope).

Who does this? Like, a shit-ton of people. Everyone I ever knew in high school...

Fantastic, really great piece, Mr. Redick.

Again, this is how you do "Adequate Man" in my opinion.

Uh, nope. Just want to get laid.

Wait for it.

Thanks!

Smoking hot takes, comin' your way!