I'm pretty sure Kevin Stallings isn't in the top 5 of "best coaches" in America, but I get it.

Sure, I don't disagree. That said, Mike and TI are friends, and go way back.

Who know? KM threw it in a rhyme, and some dipshit (me) is going off that.

I didn't say he writes for RTJ, though. I said he writes for Mike. Given that TI is a well-known ghostwriter, and given the history between the two, I don't think it's a huge stretch - KM alludes to it on "Butane."

Jesus.

With crack security like this guy, I just can't see how it all went so wrong.

"Expert-level?"

These are the people who make this shit no fun.

They screwed the pooch on this one (sorry).

Seriously, the "old" dog had a pretty cool vintage feel, while the new one looks like some shitty marketing tie-in from a 1998 happy meal.

I say this as someone who gives zero shits about the Browns.

I say go, and then post us a shot of you flossing down the street. Don't forget to let us see them Jawdins.

While I'm absolutely sure that you're a person of taste and style, you might have to be TI to rock that shit.

I like it too, and I know exactly what I'd look like, and it would be cringe-worthy.

Can you imagine an El-P produced TI record?

His verse is astonishing. You know, obviously, but for anyone who doesn't go get the lyrics and try to say what he's saying the way he says it, it's unbelievable.

Fav line:

"Record full of felonies, searching for a better me, but choppers go off in my hood like Iraq, Cuba, Tel Aviv."

FRESH!

If you haven't heard it, "R.A.P. Music" by Killer Mike (which this track is from) is amazing, and TI writes for Mike.

Might not fit your parameters (which I'm not sure I understand), but this is dude's best verse ever:

God, "Devil's Advocate" is awful.

This was very good. Please continue.

On the subject of weather, there's no such thing as it being "too cold," there's just not being dressed warmly enough.

We're Montessori people so this can (and probably should) be mocked, but this is how we've done it, the kids don't seem to care, and the adults can drink in peace. (Birthdays at my house = Jan, Feb,…

Thankfully I don't live my life according to the judgements of some hypothetical assholes.

6 kids is plenty. Yoga-pants don't like it, she can host the party.

I can generally accept most of what you've written here (I've done this twice and will do it one more time), but the suggestion that you should give into Chuck E Cheese is absolute bullshit.

A family member did this recently, we went, and it was fucking awful. AWFUL. There is no reason to do this. None. Not even being…

"That means we have only 24 months to squeeze in a worldwide economic collapse, the rise of a totalitarian American police state, and the emergence of a violent televised bloodsport in which garishly costumed assassins hunt down and execute convicts."

Wait, we've accomplished two of those things, haven't we?