ICE CREAM!

You could always pirate them from somewhere.

This is, of course, completely true — and yet at the same time, thanks to the sainted wisdom of our founders, one of these idiots discovered on yokel safari  will have their vote count more than tens of millions of other people.

Fun fact: I worked for a couple of years at OkCupid when it was in its early stages (employee #4!) and possibly the most-lied about thing on a site that was, by nature of what people were trying to accomplish there, full of lies was guys saying they were 6' tall. I forget the exact numbers but the number of guys…

Hard disagree. Being a man who is 5' 11" - 6' 0" has so many advantages. You’re the default height, the world is designed for you.

Dangit, Bobby, we’re here to sell propane and propane accessories, not fly in some dang Helicarrier!

The flaw in your logic is thinking Bathroom Talkers can be dissuaded by anything.

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

The Force is worthless if you can’t show off with it.

Insulting people over the internet for wanting to buy a toy is kind of like keying your own car.

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

several episodes of Agents of Hill

Seek the Truth in the overhead shot starting at 25 seconds in the posted video.

In the midst of all the Joe West hate, I’d like to re-iterate that Joe West is one of the best umpires in baseball at every stop around the diamond except for the one depicted here, where he is absolutely on par with Bucknor or Hernandez as a flaming pile of trash. If my team is playing a meaningful game, I’d be happy…

Is there really a lot of resistance to the reality of Iran’s involvement? On day one there was, because of the lack of info, and the Houthies with their hand up. But now it seems fairly solid where these came from.

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

I think I can speak for Baseball fans everywhere when I laugh and point at the Yankees’ misfortunes. Here’s to them getting their butts kicked in the ALDS by the Twins or A’s.

Interstellar was a gut-wrenching watch for a parent, at least for me. Seeing his daughter refuse to say goodbye, watching her grow up in fast forward in his absence? I was a puddle. I named my Roomba TARS.