We’re in season 7 and 8 land now, when no-one is ever nude

Hmm, I’m done blaming Melisandre for that. As terrible as it is, we have to consider that her lord shows you what it wants you to see. She saw a Stannis victory at Winterfell. Stannis saw it too in the flames. Just like The Hound saw what the LoL wanted him to see in the flames, leading him to the wall, to join Jon.…

...said Wario to Waluigi.

And Kinja’s stupid infinite scrolling claims yet another victim...

That the triple came on a gapper in the ninth inning of a nine-run game, and required actual sprinting to gain the extra base, means that Abreu can probably expect to catch a baseball in his armpit in one of his next few at-bats

Amy Adams should tell a lot of people to shut their fucking pie holes.

I’m over 40 and I still find it hard to believe that there was an actual person named Joey Buttafuoco.

I used to make puns like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

There was an actual issue with her skate (a broken/damaged lace if I recall) and she was allowed to redo the program once the skate was fixed and performed it at her usual high skill level. Getting a restart due to equipment failure isn’t entirely uncommon in sports.

Pipe down.

WHYYY did you make that joke?

It’s so often code for “men who don’t think you should have boundaries, especially ones that mean you won’t do whatever weird sex thing they want to do with you”.

Great article. It is almost like Chicago was a character in this

Katie, if it’s any consolation, New York City will eat this douchebag alive. I mean it, he will clash with hundreds of other douchebags just like him, people from somewhere else who think they are the fucking hippest, and NYC will steamroller a guy like this.

damn I love this article

Stone is beer for pricks. Lagunitas IPA at least makes an attempt to taste good.

I don’t, don’t, and don’t and it wasn’t remotely incomprehensible. There’s these things called “links” that you can use on the World Wide Web to “surf” to another “site” where you can read about all kinds of things.

Eric funded his Chicago experience by kicking out his SF roommates before he left town, then staying on the lease, gouging the new subletters, and pocketing the rent difference. Class act.

What the hell has gone wrong with Dave Barry??