HEY EVERYONE! TETI’S POSTING ABOUT GAME SHOWS!

Pff, as long as they don’t take his Bitcoin it’s not like they’re costing him any ACTUAL money.

Also nothing says “Pirates baseball” like chirping the reliever in the 9th inning of a blowout... the day after their starter and bullpen got their asses absolutely handed to them.

I know this is a controversial opinion but I fucking love Puig and I wish he played on a team I cared about. I wish more guys were that fired up, even if it does make him do goofy stuff sometimes.

Judging by that last quote it sounds like some of the brass was worried he was leaving too many pitches uppity in the zone.

I watch all thirty teams with some regularity and while there are some other stinkers out there, no crew is as utterly obnoxious as the Pirates’. 

But are there still hot dogs in the fridge? Enquiring minds want to know.

For several years now I’ve been wishing something - anything! - would rid me of my seemingly unshakeable crush on Taylor Swift. Thanks, Tom Hooper! I’m finally free!

I test drove a Fiesta in January ‘15 and it was *obvious* the transmission was a piece of shit even driving around for 20 minutes. I asked the sales guy why it was jerking and he said something shifty about transmissions “needing to settle in,” obviously aware that it was a trash transmission. Went across town to a…

The A’s are the team whose broadcasts regularly feature Dallas Braden yelling “Next stop, POUNDTOWN!” so I think they know EXACTLY what they’re doing.

Ding ding ding ding. Justin got lit up in his last game, too, it’s no wonder he’s a little salty.

The best seats in a baseball stadium are kind of not the most expensive ones, and the same principle seems to apply for which camera angles broadcasts rely on.

It’s true, this ball has no dick.

Counterpoint - just use a hyphen, no-one’s understanding of what you’re writing is contingent on the distinctions between the kinds of dashes and hyphens you “should” use anyway.

One of the finest things in sports is mlb.tv’s “Park” audio option, with no sounds but the crack of the bat and the snap of the glove and a pleasant background hum of the audience.

The only hard part is reminding my sleepy ass that, if I get through the five minutes of misery that will be involved in pulling myself out of bed at dawn, it will be a truly beautiful thing to be awake and drinking coffee.

They’re really getting their money’s kawartha out of this trade. 

The cool part is when he flashes himself the signs.

Hydra had numerous extremely lucrative investments in Nazi gold that Shield eventually allocated to the Avengers.

I had the thought watching Endgame, and had it again reading this review, that the MCU has such a deep roster of good actors who are very comfortable in their roles and playing variations of the relationships between these characters that the best possible outcome for the series is that the bad guys fade away…