For months, they had been directed to have customers buy cars themselves through the Tesla website, even if they’re sitting right next to them in the store.

“Since extended to a full order” title of your sex tape!

Plus it’ll indirectly address the other half of this, which is batters taking all goddamn day to get set in the box.

Unnecessary force in the completion of the Daytona 500... has been approved.

It’s the ridiculous extra-tall pin collars on his shirts that really put him over the top.

*slow clap* 31 years I’ve been watching Hockey Night In Canada and rolling my eyes at his progressively ghastlier clothes and I’ve never thought of this.

Somebody really loves playing the game the right way. I bet the St. Louis Cardinals have already emailed him a job offer.

Gotta wait for the EXACT RIGHT MOMENT.

I have yet to taste another hot sauce I liked better than Tapatio. It’s the perfect balance.

I have yet to taste another hot sauce I liked better than Tapatio. It’s the perfect balance.

And I quote, from the big text-y thing above my comment that you may have missed:

After so many years, the entire NHL appears to have finally listened to that guy five rows behind you who spends the whole power play yelling “SHOOT IT! SHOOT THE PUCK!” no matter what’s happening on the ice.

For all the people complaining that their ‘refund’ is a ‘free loan to the government’ - the vast majority of people who receive a substantial refund aren’t getting back money they withheld during the year, they’re getting “refundable credits,” which are welfare payments disguised as tax refunds. In these situations,…

Snowflake melts under lukewarm scrutiny.

I think we can safely assume that whatever happened is mostly Torts’ fault.

This does not help with the real reason no-one goes to Rays games, which is that Tropicana Field is the ugliest godforsaken excuse for a place to play baseball in the majors. It has the aesthetic charisma of an abandoned convention hall at a third-tier airport. I actively avoid watching games played there, even on tv,…

There’s going to be a shitload less debate about whether or not this movie is “actually horror.”

For me, Carell’s the stealth mvp of that movie. He just nails it.

Aw, poop. I’ll still give it a shot, because The Big Short carries a lot of goodwill from me. But I don’t know if I can hope IV is wrong.

Suspiciously unranked: using Kinja to comment on the AV Club.

I look forward to three years from now, when his knees get blown out by a dirty hit and he gets traded to Florida.