They’re going to regret going after April Ludgate-Dwyer.

True, but it’s right next to Surrey. 80% or more of the hooligans burning down the city in 2011? Surrey.

Hereditary is a top-notch candidate in my categorization of “read the plot synopsis, respect the movie but know I’ll never actually watch it” movies.

All the Canadian teams are clusterfucks to one degree or another, except maybe Winnipeg.

Man, I’ll never forget going to work the day after that game 7. It was as if every single person in that warehouse had lost two of their grandparents and their dog.

The Stanley Cup is the unquestioned king of sports trophies and it pisses me off that God/karma/the universe has condemned me to never getting to celebrate winning it by having me be born in fucking Vancouver.

“This is DEFINITELY what’s been happening to my drafts, too!” - GRRM

Joe Musgrove lives in his own world where the rules of logic are different.

I was watching this game, and when Musgrove had him throw that damn fool retaliatory pitch I thought “God, I hope this is the start of a come back,” and it was, and I don’t know if I’ve ever enjoyed anything in a ball game more.

Silmarillion of Thrones, in other words.

I’ll start complaining about Sportsnet the day there’s no longer the infinitely shittier NBS Sports broadcast to complain about.

I think about that poor kid’s face every God damn day.

Come on, Morrissey fucking loves it when people stare. He’s the male Mariah Carey.

“the law prescribed a minimum of two years.”

As I understand it, the Valley of the Beyond was knowledge.

....did you just compare John Mulaney to Donald Trump?

No, no it did not. The Supreme Court reversed the decision of the lower court, which means that it is now as if the lower court had never reached a conclusion, based on its opinion that the lower court failed to approach the case impartially. This is not a decision in favor of either side; the case must now be…

“Please” especially could be a top ten or even top five song of their whole catalog.

I met John Glenn very briefly about five years ago, when he was in his 90's, and based on his handshake and the look in his eye I think one inappropriate word would still have led to him throwing me over his shoulder.