He was full ass in his early years too.

God. Wear a fucking mask. This is not about your assault. It is the worst thing that could ever have happened to you. And it truly sucks. And fuck that guy/girl/human. But, you know what?  This isn’t about that. And we all have traumatic shit we are dealing with right now. Wear a mask or stay the fuck home.

Waiting for the Kidz Bop version of this to drop.

Bock the Blup is a hipster beer made with raisins.

No, Karen. We good.

I’m living in the future so the present is my past

In a four-hour interview with Joe Rogan...

I was talking with my mom about dating today. I told her that the last few years, instead of putting my focus on finding someone to do things with, I’ve been trying to learn how to enjoy all those things by myself. I’m done waiting for the right one to come along, I already know the person who I share the most…

This bitch.

Every week is a year and every month is a decade so I imagine I’ll be dead by the time all these come out.

Say what you want about her choice, but damn....... it worked. The cops were so confused they left.

So much of her show is dedicated to humiliating her employees and audience, and “pranking” her guests. The lowest forms of humor. I don’t even consider it humor, just meanness.

I always wonder about people who think it’s funny to sneak up behind people and startle them. I feel the same way about tickling. Sure, there are people who don’t mind being startled or tickled, but for most people it’s unpleasant. Nice people don’t need to get laughs by making other people feel bad.

Nothing good ever happens at a Jenner house party

Is he alive? Is he not in jail? Are his dick and balls attached to his body?

The axe forgets but the tree remembers.

I’m a plain/direct speaker. The difference is that in my case it extends to plainly telling supervisors that what they’re about to ask junior staff (or myself, or anyone) to do is stupid/dangerous/unfair/unreasonable.

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

going apeshit about wearing masks