Can you believe how little it fucking takes to enrage white people, compared to how much shit white people expect black people to accept graciously?

Oh, look who grew a pair and actually decided to send the reply she sent to herself to me.

Omg this is awesome! Aren’t you the one who always likes to play morality police and regularly announce to everyone NOT to feed the trolls, yet here you are using words like love and wondrous... gosh jinni, maybe you’ve been busy yourself today, maybe making up a couple burner accounts on your end? Then what, you came…

I know a lot of places that do that. It is good business practice, kind of like comping the local mob boss’s meal. 

I didn’t write this, but every time Ted Cruz comes up, this classic comment always springs to mind:

Another classic example of “Since I made an assload of money doing one thing, anything I say or do should be considered right.”

Technically, Jordan did not ask Rod Thorn to keep Isiah Thomas off of the Dream Team. Jordan merely told him he would not play if Isiah was on the team. While he put Thorn in a tough spot, Jordan did not ask him to keep Isiah off of the team. With all of this said, it is pretty sad to watch so many people carry water…

Help me out. I can’t wrap my brain around Breaking Bad because my mind defaults to “If Walter White were anything but, this story would have ended quickly.”

I feel like nobody on that team really wanted Isaiah so Jordan probably just did the whole team a solid if he gave this ultimatum. 

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

I am inspired to make art by American Andrea Askowitz. I will take a white piece of paper (symbolizing this essay) and on it I will place a white tissue (symbolizing white tears) and on that I will lay a dollop of nonfat yogurt (for her grocery run) and on that a sprinkle of salt (for all her lies) and on the…

Do you think I could get TikTok famous simply by tracking down TikTok douchebags and tazing them?

I was with you until the whole her husband is a dork, it’s not about race or sex shit. Why do white people always want to tell you it is not about race without checking their internalized racism? I was not born in this country and yet I am always checking how casually racism is imbued into every part of our lives.…

This may sound odd to today’s readers, but there’s something that’s been troubling me about Reade’s story since it broke. It’s a seemingly minor point, but one which will make sense to anyone over 40 and similarly, should make sense to anyone of any age who’s ever had to describe a molestation.

So....what’s the alternative-- the DNC should rig the Primaries for the person who received less votes because Twitter enthusiasm is worth more than the votes of virtually every demographic other than voters under 35? 

There is a motherfucker with a goddamn gun to our heads and his name is Donald Trump.  

“But none of these factors seemed to matter to Democratic Party operatives and a wide swath of the party’s voters,”

You make it sound like a conspiracy that people voted for him. People voted for him; that is it. That is all of it. 

Other than him choosing to step down, nothing is changing that.

Signed,

I’m curious - how else is someone supposed to respond when accused of something they didn’t do, other than essentially call the accuser a liar? (words he did not use) 

I don’t think you can “play” anything wrong, really—particularly animal crossing. I know it has this brutal capitalistic war of attrition thing over bells and debt and colonization but I’m pretty sure you can just shake trees, eat pears, and talk to your one neighbor like I do each night.

I think the notion that there…