Funny. I always figured iPhone people ate a lot of sausage...

@Yinzers Are People Too: Humour = tragedy + time.

@jglavin: Perhaps it could be oxidized like silver.

@TheWormInYourApple: Brilliant!

The internet has not destroyed the music business.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Reading the actual article, this has little to do with microsoft.

@Bluecold: I'm pretty sure the boxes in the article are plastic - not cardboard.

@lewis82: The greeting from israel is suspiciously short...

@rentahero1: Really? I actually find the pigeon sound soothing, compared to the jackdaws and rooks that wake me up...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Oh! Don't get me started on house sparrows.

@YummyCyanide: Wow...

@MistyGanado: Because not every country is governed by stuck-up conservative fundamentalists...

So beige is now the new black - which interestingly enough used to be the new beige... hmm...

@JakeMG: Ω Man: I'm sorry sir, did you say silver? I don't think it qualifies as steampunk if it's not made of brass, wood or leather :-P

@sid9221: No... It's exactly as easy as checking the time on your phone.

Also, In Soviet Russian space, the toilet is on you, apparently...

Sex in zero-G sounds kinda messy...

@8oardR1der: Even more disappointing, there are no pictures in between the clothes change...

IANAL, but in Europe it is not possible to patent something that has already been made public.

"First - One finger method!"