This is the most “well, technically” sounding comment I’ve ever read. Like stfu

He didnt say “just”

Have some damn respect

Nintendo's clearly better at business than you. If you make all those hardware improvements, the price goes up what $100-150? Drastically lowering the amount of people who buy one, drastically lowering Nintendo's final profit. Scoff at that all you want, but Nintendo making money is a good thing. You want microsoft to…

I credit it to luck because you should never swerve to avoid a deer. Especially one that "meandered" into the road while you were falling asleep at 75mph. I’m happy your dumbass driving didn’t kill anyone else though ^_^

Awww, poow wittwe kenny keeps opinions he doesn't like in the gray, too soft to handle hearing anyone disagree with him I guess

L O L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, the effort is put in because that’s the modern market they need to appeal to. The casual gamer. It’s an active effort to appease that, and a compromise of what they naturally would be developing. You cant say that an opinion is an “undeniable fact”. There are tons of easier NES games and very difficult Switch…

The physics and difficulty of the original 2 zeldas was intentional. It wasn’t just an inevitable mistake. Honestly that doesn’t even make sense. Are you saying every game from the 8 bit era is inherently too difficult and has clunky controls? The control scheme in SMB is as natural and fluent as you can get, and…

Theres a sign right next to the circle of rocks that says "don't throw things in here" isn't there? Therefore making every kid in the world throw things in there?

Did you read my comment?

Shut the fuck up

This takes more skill than using an AI generator, because you need a pretty deep understanding of the game in order to tell the computer what to do. Knowledge of how the game calculates momentum/placement, when checks are made, etc. takes a community a long time to figure out. And usually it’s some guy who really…

You make a fair and valid point. These nerds just don't want any outside ideas to poke a hole in their little echo chamber. 

Only a kotaku writer could mention 13 things “I wish I knew” about the game, even touch on the scans themselves, and still NOT mention that some scams are missable, which would literally be the only thing on this list that qualifies as “I wish I knew”. Instead you just wrote about aspects of the game you sucked at,…

This is the funniest shit I've read all week

It's his company

What on earth are you talking about? They’re upset because they’re of the most oppressed demographic. “It hurts their feelings” as a final quote here doesn’t do what you want it to do. It actually works against your point. Street goes both ways.

Lol “doesn’t matter”

Uh, the first words of your pevious comment were “Trust me”. YOU asked me to, L O L