Hahaha. Sure it does.

Good call. I like it.

Hey everyone, I know this is a little off-topic, but bear with me.

Just your daily reminder about how deeply, deeply shitty and slanted the red meat is that Gizmodo is happy to gleefully throw out there:

All the major changes between The Handmaid’s Tale and, well, reality:

Re-evaluate your life choices.

Sure they do. “Affirmative Consent” — a progressive policy regulating the sexual activity of people. Or the idea that sexual activity between two people in an unequal power relationship cannot be truly “consenting.” Progressives have at certain times and places been QUITE concerned about that. As far as birth control,…

Sure, I get that. But that’s a criticism of *the individual*. The weakness of the OP’s argument is that (as far as I know) Republican and Democratic Candidates alike pretty much *ALL* oppose “infidelity.”

Look at it this way. A guy like John Edwards praises the family, then goes out and cheats on his wife. We all agree…

Huh. I guess I didn’t realize that it’s Democratic policy that it’s good to cheat on your wife? Or are you saying it’s bad to cheat on your wife unless you’re pro-gay-marriage or something? ‘Cause then it’s ok but you’re not a hypocrite? Because both involve banging? Or something?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I always thought that simple gmail would make the ultimate bookmarking/read it later service.

Turton, don’t you and your fellow writers ever get tired of regurgitating this red-meat bullshit EVERY DAY, day after day? When you were little, did you dream of actually doing anything useful?

I have a related question:

Yep. Then wait for the dogs to gather near a barrel full of explosives or toxic waste, and shoot the barrel. takes them out every time.

When a person’s righteous fury at imagined animal mistreatment supersedes all reading comprehension.

Oh, I think I see the source of the confusion. See, the metric units probably threw you. .6mm is actually a whopping .024 of an inch.*

In reality, the real irrefutable proof of a “war on women” is the fact that women are ELEVEN TIMES more likely to die on the job than men. Think about that. That’s a stunning outrage that EVERYONE should be up in arms about.

The internet seems to produce a never-ending supply of commenters like you.

Gosh Turton. It’s a good thing we have right-thinking thought police like yourself to monitor everything.

I’m generally a big critic of Gawker/Gizmodo*. As such, I say — without the slightest bit of sarcasm — one thing I’ve noticed: The “Deals” posts, of all things, are consistently the best written, with little bits of genuinely funny humor sprinkled within. So, good job.

I’m generally a big critic of Gawker/Gizmodo*. As such, I say — without the slightest bit of sarcasm — one thing…