Here’s why I don’t believe any of this:

Those studies reference the *size* of a weiner, which I can easily believe might concern some or many of my less well-endowed brothers. But it’s not exactly the same thing as worrying about what it *looks* like.

“We’ve seen it in study after study: men worry about what their penis looks like.”

Tommy, I have a very, very, very simple question for you.

Can you show me where the author says “shut up?”

(And before you answer, let’s both review the basic fact that advocating one idea is not explicitly or even implicitly telling people with other ideas to shut up. When I say “bananas are good,” I’m clearly not…

You bet. Everyone (why just limit it to him?) could just give all their money away to good causes from which they themselves could never expect any direct benefit. Sure. That sounds like a completely level-headed and practical solution.

Example 989,345 of why, ultimately, progressives are so dangerous. You don’t just think that people who disagree with you are wrong or sadly misguided — you think they are *evil*, and should be *punished*.
I know, I know. “But they ARE evil! And punishing the evil is a GOOD thing!”
Yep. Just like the Nazis were certain…

To read about the true-life event on which the story is based, go to Wikipedia and look up the Lone Woman of San Nicholas.

If you go to the Channel Islands and want to bring some reading material, a good choice would be the famous young-adult book Island of the Blue Dolphins. It is roughly based on a true story which took place on San Nicholas.

“you fucking retard”

One word: Sleeping tubes. Make it happen.

That was a mature and sophisticated reply. I can tell engaging with you would be totally worthwhile.

This is the most insightful thing in this thread. Does this mean we should give the government NO power? Of course not — even the hardest-core libertarian understands that we need government to do SOME things. But even if history suggests that if you cede power to the government, the government is eventually going to…

I’m trying to parse this, and the more I try the less sense it makes.

** Every even-numbered Gizmodo story:

Every even-numbered Gizmodo story:

You’d think so. Then you realize that even super high-quality blades, like the Feather ones I use, are something like 25 cents apiece, and last a long time. It’s much much CHEAPER than using Gillette’s latest fancy-whatever razor.

You’d think so. Then you realize that even super high-quality blades, like the Feather ones I use, are something…

It won’t work.

HOME DEPOT TO ALASKA: DROP DEAD.

HOME DEPOT TO ALASKA: DROP DEAD.

“the H that everyone’s obsessing over”

Sure. Where “everyone” = lifeless metropolitan progressives who happen to work for Gawker.

Wait, I don't understand.