5, 4, 6, 3, 7, 2, 1.

[Elaborate penis joke]

Indeed. But it's becoming an ever more complicated consideration. I think about how Sapporo owns Unibroue all the time, and wonder if the product is being slowly sacrificed at the profit-altar. It's much harder in this case than it is, say, for Goose Island/ AB Inbev; all of GI's regular rotation beers are pretty much…

Please let anything be the “new IPA.” I’m dead sick of palate wrecking beers dominating the craft landscape.

What do you think I’m doing right now? OOhhh, the benefits of a smaller phone. Fits sooo much better than a Samsung Galaxy.

More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

Progressive's home insurance is terrible

I’m one them hockey fans that typically enjoys the lack of fighting in the playoffs.

Ha! As the saying goes, "Never drone alone."

Jesus, five of them? Please describe the hallucinations, for they must have been incredible!

A 6-pack of Golden Monkey WILL induce a blackout. Not going to say how I know this.

I happen to be within a short drive of the Victory brewery in Downingtown, and even went on a tour there not too long ago.

I love the Ruthless Rye.

1st time I had the elf was a couple years back when it was warm during thanksgiving. We went hiking before dinner , came back to my cousins thirsty and drank two in about ten minutes.

Kris Letang: 6'0" 200 lbs

Loved it, go Pens

Your mom tastes gross on pizza.

"And I beg you to grow up and stop shitting on those who do something you don't understand. Had you ridden I would respect you. Now I just want to educate you."

Oh, Kaner's on the bench, have you seen him yet
But their coach looks so spaced out,
B-b-b-Byfuglien and the Jets

Oh dress codes are weird and they're wonderful
Oh Byfuglien he's really mean
He's got electric moves
A wet track suit
You know this locker room's an ugly sceeeeeene, ohhh
B-b-b-Byfuglien and the Jets