More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

Progressive's home insurance is terrible

I’m one them hockey fans that typically enjoys the lack of fighting in the playoffs.

Ha! As the saying goes, "Never drone alone."

Jesus, five of them? Please describe the hallucinations, for they must have been incredible!

A 6-pack of Golden Monkey WILL induce a blackout. Not going to say how I know this.

I happen to be within a short drive of the Victory brewery in Downingtown, and even went on a tour there not too long ago.

I love the Ruthless Rye.

1st time I had the elf was a couple years back when it was warm during thanksgiving. We went hiking before dinner , came back to my cousins thirsty and drank two in about ten minutes.

Kris Letang: 6'0" 200 lbs

Loved it, go Pens

Your mom tastes gross on pizza.

"And I beg you to grow up and stop shitting on those who do something you don't understand. Had you ridden I would respect you. Now I just want to educate you."

Oh, Kaner's on the bench, have you seen him yet
But their coach looks so spaced out,
B-b-b-Byfuglien and the Jets

Oh dress codes are weird and they're wonderful
Oh Byfuglien he's really mean
He's got electric moves
A wet track suit
You know this locker room's an ugly sceeeeeene, ohhh
B-b-b-Byfuglien and the Jets

"Repeated attempts to reach him were unsuccessful until approximately an hour before puck drop, when Kane answered his cellphone and said he wouldn't be playing against the Canucks that night."

And this is where they make it...

Orval Rocks! I got nothing else.

This beer and Wapner-era People's Court take me right back to my grandparent's house.