Uh, great username, BTW.

It makes me irrationally angry.

Apples are generally great, except for Red Delicious apples which are mealy, soft, disgusting garbage.

Alton Brown taught me how to make clafoutis. Did YOU teach me how to do that? I didn't think so. He's good people, so you need to check your food-nerd references.

Nigel: There are two superchargers. Look, right under the hood, two.

I just took a $400 Taurus as a trade-in with that steering wheel. Nice.

I think the most amazing thing is that it was designed in 1967. It looks almost ten years too early.

Meh. One of the ugliest Ferraris, IMO... Never liked the Testarossa. Great job on the vid, though.

Evading a Mustang II?! What a machine!

I thin I'm just going to pick up amenu from a local restaurant and make beers bad in that. French Onion Soup IPA, Lasagna Rye, Clams Casino Saison, Western Bacon Cheeseburger Porter. I mean they will all be awful, but I'll put them in 22 oz. Bottles and write some story on the back of the bottle with some wax around…

I feel like I must have subconsciously known those assholes came out with a terrible list (ON MY BIRTHDAY), because I was way too on-point with the apple and kiwi disrespect. I refused to look it up because I didn't want to be angry, but now I'm angry. Thanks, Harvilla.

or "gamer" is used to indicate virginity and loneliness.

Wow. I never knew that Puff Daddy still lived at home for that long.

Clearly, you should not be giving ideas like this away for free.

I've heard the Testarossa called lots of things. Elegant ain't one of them. Iconic, aggressive, outlandish, but not elegant.

how many sips did you take each time one of your roommates literally died on the couch from drinking this vile shit?

It's reasonable and responsible and utterly terrible.

I'll finish my Busch beer and join the ranks of Birds fans.

What's the big deal? The Flyers are also still paying Ilya Bryzgalov and he's interviewing for the NHL's Department of Parallel Universes.