The medium is the message.

Might I suggest an overhead compartment for the chips instead, sir.

Had one in 1985. Wasn't worth $500 then. If it rained too hard, wouldn't start. If it was too cold, wouldn't start. If it was too hot, well that was OK for awhile. The essences of Fix Or Repair Daily. Oh, and driving dynamics were spot on for a wheelbarrow.

The only way a Bronco II would ever be worth 5 figures is if it came with kilos of cocaine.

These things sucked even when they were new. A 30 year old turd is still a turd.

Probably the nicest one in the world, but still a Bronco II.

"Everybody in the 413 do 21 flaming Bacardi shots just like me!"

Amy Winehouse level unlocked.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo dude.

And bombers/quarts are a notoriously bad deal, too. I'm told they take advantage of the fact that we humans aren't great with math.

OK, since you brought it up: I want to get a pair of those girly-silhouette stickers and a set of truck nutz for my XC70...just long enough to take a picture...

Dick A. Butt is even funnier.

Yeah, casual sexism and making fun of people who park across three disabled spaces = totally the same thing.

To each their own for sure. Cheers!

And you can age Mad Elf. Or at least, keep a few bottle sin the fridge for a few months until you decide you want to have a special end-of-summer blackout party.

The best time of the beer drinker's year is when Troeg's Mad Elf hits shelves.

I think your math is a little off.

3.) Ford Fusion - Aston Martin

You go cat!