People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

I love this town. There's a large Hoover Vacuum facility over on the west side that has a display in front of the building with the Hoover logo alongside the Astros and the Texans logos. It's like a little shrine to things that suck in Houston.

Bet you couldn't do it if you had 100 attempts

Just...fuck all you guys.

*Fart noise*

A couple years ago, I would have exploded with joy at this announcement. Now it's mostly impending dread. Zack Snyder...just doesn't make good movies! But I bet he'd be great at music videos.

This is going to be a colossal failure.

Ryan Bruan later denied this bench clearing brawl ever happening.

"You mean Rex Ryan didn't get fired?"

Truly, there are no fit words to describe the idiocy of this comment, so these will have to do: You win minus-one internet.

This needs to be a coffee table book.

You think that's crazy? Bro, let me give you a shot-by-shot recap of my latest round of golf or some analysis from a fantasy draft for a league you're not in.

Whenever I have a bad beat I just wait ten minutes and find a dirtier web site.

I think what Gio really needs is some performance enhancing hugs.

"Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb du-mb, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb."