Sorry to burst everyone’s bubble, but vegans are eating insect eggs every time they dig into a loaf of bread or a bowl of beans and rice.

I’m literally stunned by how bad this looks. It gets worse and worse and worse.

The time he interviewed this poor jobber and just runs his down. The man had the gift of gab. RIP.

Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

:(

Wait, if that tweet says Bethesda’s community lead’s office smells like beer due to the presence of the bottlecaps, that means GatorMacheteJr didn’t even bother to rinse them first...

This is my Furiosa backstory, and it’s the only one I need, timelines be damned.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

Live look at his election victory speech

The idea of slavery really bothers me, because there are people for whom this life represents the only opportunity to take part in this world. There are slaves who are living for the first time (like all the slaves in Qatar), and that is huge for impoverished people in general not just in terms of humanity.

Who cares if the Playoffs are rigged? It’s still real to me, dammit!

Eh, anyone that eats factory farm meat isn’t on really solid footing when it comes to moral ground. I include myself.

Hope the guy pulls through.

Am I supposed to feel bad for some Neanderthal fuck who was injured when his job was to kill the bull? This makes me nearly as happy as a story about drunk redneck fucks who have hunting accidents.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

Jeter.

And gone. I’m Postradamus.