Ryan Bruan later denied this bench clearing brawl ever happening.

"You mean Rex Ryan didn't get fired?"

Truly, there are no fit words to describe the idiocy of this comment, so these will have to do: You win minus-one internet.

This needs to be a coffee table book.

You think that's crazy? Bro, let me give you a shot-by-shot recap of my latest round of golf or some analysis from a fantasy draft for a league you're not in.

Whenever I have a bad beat I just wait ten minutes and find a dirtier web site.

I think what Gio really needs is some performance enhancing hugs.

"Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb du-mb, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb."