As a christian myself, if someone told me they were a christian I would be highly suspect.

They really did overstate classics

He probably isn’t. Just calling out the douches who claim to be christian but act in a way even the most general of christians would not approve of. I mean if a priest has to come out and protest it with sciripture, thats pretty bad. A priest never came to where I work and was like “Sam come on man. wtf?”

Who the hell wants these garbage games? Looking at some suggestions from commenters are just iterating me because anything would have been a better choice besides MGS and FFVII. May cancel my preorder now.

I got no man sky for 9 dollars a few months ago. After I played it I turned to my best friend who played it on day 1 release and said “Man if this game sucks balls to me right now, I couldnt even imagine what you went through”

No offense but your list sounds straight from the incel subreddit.

THANK YOU. First thing I thought of

Yeah I dont get it. Ive heard rave reviews from people I know  that the album is fire. This is the first time I am hearing that it was bad.

Red delicious sucks so bad they had to put delicious in the name to convince you. It is so bland and dry it should be wiped from the earth. Honey Crisp are my favorite. 

Eh. I realized after crashing at 2pm everyday I stopped drinking coffee altogether. You even out and get in the habit pretty quickly. If I have to have some, it is at 2pm if lunch made me sleepy. You would be surprised how bad coffee sets you up for severe tiredness hours later. Drinking more just makes you edgy and…

Oh yeah? Well tell me this smart guy, What the hell color are we supposed to paint these magical cars you speak of? Yellow?

Her advertisers were probably getting blasted again so she probably had to clean it up.

wow that was worse than the weezer cover

I love weezer, but fucking hate that cover. Song is good by itself

I swear its like a kickstarter!

Hey man. Im so glad to see you back. Ive been coming here for years and years I and always looked forward to your posts. More than any other kotaku blogger. They always felt like slice of life posts. I dont know how to explain it. Kinda like how Bob Ross was just being Bob Ross.  Anyway I hope things are looking up…

Its over for her man. Its time to let go or else we will end up in the same boat we are now. I had no problem with her, but her time is over.

All im saying is why the fuck was he in Interstellar? WHY?

My god man this is the greatest comment Ive ever read

What I don’t get is even if they couldn’t afford the ambulance, does the cost of the ambulance come out of the emts paycheck or something? Why the fuck does he care? Why not just do the fucking job.